fidelcashflow

Account Executive

I can’t take it anymore.

There's a special place in Hell for linkedin influencers. But within that special place, there's a double VIP section down the stairs that's reserved for those influencers that document and share their fitness journey. I can't go on LinkedIn anymore without seeing these tools talking about the marathon they are training for or the time they backpacked through south America and overcame adversity. Disrespectfully, fuck off.

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Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

ERP Sales

Bold move by him to post before the actual run, gonna have a lot of people checking his time especially for running 4 to 5 times a week for 4 months.

Filth

Tycoon

Live Filthy or Die Clean

I have no attachment to this other than the fact I now want to follow and poke when the dude doesn't do what he laid out here.
I am petty and spiteful and it's gotten me this far :D

Beans

Big Shot

Enterprise Account Executive

lmao so true., setting a reminder to google it next week.

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

Somewhat true. I personally don't care. But I hope he is slow af

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

ERP Sales

Was in fact slow as fuck, looked it up after the bitting the medal picture.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

LinkedIn is the brown sludge at the bottom of the internet’s septic tank.

sketchysales

Politicker

Sales Manager

What an image but yes this is correct.

SPT

Valued Contributor

Director, Channel Sales & Partner Alliances

🤣

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

It’s the new FB

RandyLahey

Politicker

Account Executive

And worse still, cuz there’s none of the batshit crazy that made FB entertaining here and there.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Both of these statements are so true.

Although I have to say I recently got on Next Door, and there's some really entertaining crazy on there. #smalltownlife

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

You wanna know who ran out of gas, where to get a good salad, if there was a sketchy looking solicitor, or even if anyone smelled a fart, NextDoor is the place. Wildly fucking petty. Like FB for the 70 plus crowd. I find it amusing in doses.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

I saw a post on chemtrails the other day.

I'll leave it at that.

RandyLahey

Politicker

Account Executive

It’s incredible. It’s the grannies all split an 8-ball and moved from FB to NextDoor.

Gasty

Notable Contributor

War Room Community Manager

Atleast he didn’t post a selfie drenched in sweat for the “viewers”.

Sunbunny31

Arsonist

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

That's going to be the post-race post. You may have spoken too soon.

coletrain

Politicker

Account Executive

Yup, fully expecting that. Side-note: who puts a Half-Marathon on St. Patrick's Day of all days?

detectivegibbles

Politicker

Sales Director

This post made me pour a nip of bourbon on monday at 9:18.

#AcceptTheProcess

Space_Ghost20

Executive

Account Executive

If a marathon happens in the middle of the forest and there isn't a LinkedIn influencer there to make a post about it, did it really happen?

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

Don’t care enough to track his time, wouldn’t care enough if he was a cousin to be honest lol

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

I stopped reading before the halfway point.

Sunbunny31

Arsonist

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

They have a half-marathon - I see that's what you're opting for.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Heh. Next white claw is on me 🦊

HappyGilmore

Politicker

Account Executive - SMB

His entire LI persona is based on this or always referencing how far he's come in the last X number of years. Insanely annoying.

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

Dude seriously. I heard him on a podcast (just for hating purposes) and it had zero value

TwoSheds

Enterprise Account Executive

Time of 2:55:59
13:26/mile
Ranked 26,159/27,813
13,160/13,606 out of all males
2,548/2,589 in his age group (30-34)

Splits:
5K: 38:43
10K: 1:21:58
15K: 2:04:27
20K: 2:47:10

Good on him for committing to it I guess.

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

Wait this is real?! He posted his numbers or you searched? This is atrocious. He walked the fucking thing?

TwoSheds

Enterprise Account Executive

Results are right here: https://results.nyrr.org/event/H2024/finishers

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

What a clown. Literally walking time. Clearly not even ready for half of that.

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

At least I know I'm ridiculously faster than him 💀

TwoSheds

Enterprise Account Executive

On one hand good for him for committing to it and following through.
On the other hand, after 4 months of training that is a spectacularly poor result for a 31 year old man.

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

Damn, shout out to the person that posted on this thread saying he was a terrible seller. WHY U DELETE. That was icing in the cake

SirAlex

Valued Contributor

Account Executive

This guys job history shows that he can’t hold a job down for more than a year. How can anyone take him seriously?

Enterprise Account Director

Another idea - the collective bravado community should internally vote on group blocking of fwits on LI.

ThePiedPIPr

Executive

Enterprise Sales Executive

Agreed my friend, just another way to brag.

TwoSheds

Enterprise Account Executive

Also now he’s starting a private (paid) group for salespeople to…do what exactly?
I guess selling SalesNav bundles or LinkedIn Learning isn’t going so well.

pinkiesup

Catalyst

I got a training from this guy (don’t know what my leadership was thinking buying it) and it was literally the most basic shit you could hear on any podcast. Cant believe we paid for it.

fidelcashflow

Catalyst

Account Executive

Sometimes I think my hating is out of pocket but then people like you confirm my thoughts. Absolutely nutty. Someone else deleted their comment confirming he is garbage from working at a previous company together.