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fidelcashflow

Account Executive

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I can’t take it anymore.

There's a special place in Hell for linkedin influencers. But within that special place, there's a double VIP section down the stairs that's reserved for those influencers that document and share their fitness journey. I can't go on LinkedIn anymore without seeing these tools talking about the marathon they are training for or the time they backpacked through south America and overcame adversity. Disrespectfully, fuck off. 




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Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
13
Sales Rep
Bold move by him to post before the actual run, gonna have a lot of people checking his time especially for running 4 to 5 times a week for 4 months.
Filth
Politicker
4
Live Filthy or Die Clean
I have no attachment to this other than the fact I now want to follow and poke when the dude doesn't do what he laid out here.
I am petty and spiteful and it's gotten me this far :D
Beans
Big Shot
3
Enterprise Account Executive
lmao so true., setting a reminder to google it next week.
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
2
Account Executive
Somewhat true. I personally don't care. But I hope he is slow af
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
0
Sales Rep
Was in fact slow as fuck, looked it up after the bitting the medal picture.
oldcloser
Arsonist
9
💀
LinkedIn is the brown sludge at the bottom of the internet’s septic tank.
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
What an image but yes this is correct.
SPT
Valued Contributor
1
Director, Channel Sales & Partner Alliances
🤣
HVACexpert
Politicker
5
sales engineer
It’s the new FB
RandyLahey
Politicker
5
Account Manager
And worse still, cuz there’s none of the batshit crazy that made FB entertaining here and there.
jefe
Arsonist
3
🍁
Both of these statements are so true.

Although I have to say I recently got on Next Door, and there's some really entertaining crazy on there. #smalltownlife
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
💀
You wanna know who ran out of gas, where to get a good salad, if there was a sketchy looking solicitor, or even if anyone smelled a fart, NextDoor is the place. Wildly fucking petty. Like FB for the 70 plus crowd. I find it amusing in doses.
jefe
Arsonist
3
🍁
I saw a post on chemtrails the other day.

I'll leave it at that.
RandyLahey
Politicker
4
Account Manager
It’s incredible. It’s the grannies all split an 8-ball and moved from FB to NextDoor.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
5
War Room Community Manager
Atleast he didn’t post a selfie drenched in sweat for the “viewers”.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
That's going to be the post-race post. You may have spoken too soon.
coletrain
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Yup, fully expecting that. Side-note: who puts a Half-Marathon on St. Patrick's Day of all days?
detectivegibbles
Politicker
4
Sales Director
This post made me pour a nip of bourbon on monday at 9:18.

#AcceptTheProcess
Space_Ghost20
Valued Contributor
3
Account Executive
If a marathon happens in the middle of the forest and there isn't a LinkedIn influencer there to make a post about it, did it really happen?
Justatitle
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
Don’t care enough to track his time, wouldn’t care enough if he was a cousin to be honest lol
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
I stopped reading before the halfway point.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
They have a half-marathon - I see that's what you're opting for.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
0
🦊
Heh. Next white claw is on me 🦊
HappyGilmore
Politicker
2
Account Executive
His entire LI persona is based on this or always referencing how far he's come in the last X number of years. Insanely annoying.
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
1
Account Executive
Dude seriously. I heard him on a podcast (just for hating purposes) and it had zero value
TwoSheds
2
Enterprise Account Executive
Time of 2:55:59
13:26/mile
Ranked 26,159/27,813
13,160/13,606 out of all males
2,548/2,589 in his age group (30-34)

Splits:
5K: 38:43
10K: 1:21:58
15K: 2:04:27
20K: 2:47:10

Good on him for committing to it I guess.
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
0
Account Executive
Wait this is real?! He posted his numbers or you searched? This is atrocious. He walked the fucking thing?
TwoSheds
0
Enterprise Account Executive
Results are right here: https://results.nyrr.org/event/H2024/finishers
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
0
Account Executive
What a clown. Literally walking time. Clearly not even ready for half of that.
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
0
Account Executive
At least I know I'm ridiculously faster than him 💀
TwoSheds
0
Enterprise Account Executive
On one hand good for him for committing to it and following through.
On the other hand, after 4 months of training that is a spectacularly poor result for a 31 year old man.
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
0
Account Executive
Damn, shout out to the person that posted on this thread saying he was a terrible seller. WHY U DELETE. That was icing in the cake
SirAlex
Valued Contributor
0
Account Executive
This guys job history shows that he can’t hold a job down for more than a year. How can anyone take him seriously?
0
Enterprise Account Director
Another idea - the collective bravado community should internally vote on group blocking of fwits on LI.
ThePiedPIPr
Valued Contributor
0
Enterprise Sales Executive
Agreed my friend, just another way to brag.
TwoSheds
0
Enterprise Account Executive
Also now he’s starting a private (paid) group for salespeople to…do what exactly?
I guess selling SalesNav bundles or LinkedIn Learning isn’t going so well.
pinkiesup
Catalyst
0
AE
I got a training from this guy (don’t know what my leadership was thinking buying it) and it was literally the most basic shit you could hear on any podcast. Cant believe we paid for it.
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
0
Account Executive
Sometimes I think my hating is out of pocket but then people like you confirm my thoughts. Absolutely nutty. Someone else deleted their comment confirming he is garbage from working at a previous company together.

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