today I messaged one of our tech guys named Jesus that I had a question when he had a sex.
I asked Jesus when he had a sex, and for that reason, I was out. Time to start the weekend.
Finesy
Inappropriate typos episode 1
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One time I typed ‘cunt’ instead of ‘count’… that was pretty bad. I’ve also typed ‘retards’ instead of ‘regards’ at the end of my email. I was most embarrassed by the second one since it’s probably my biggest pet peeve when people say that word… it drives me up the wall
Oof.
Retards instead of regards can sometimes be a worthy closing line.
Not a typo, but when I first got into tech I called the Dmark the “d-spot” in a room full of tech dudes 🤦🏻♀️
Whenever shot gets corrected as shit means I’m using the wrong word too much.
Cumming… i win!
I was trying to reconnect with an acquaintance in the industry, and asked them to let me know when they were free after they figured out their travel, except stupid autocorrect changed it to "once you figure out your grave" instead of "travel" .... I was appalled
"Let me know when we can talk about tit"
I can't count how many times I've panic edited "tit" back to "it".
I can't count how many times I've panic edited "tit" back to "it".
I was trying to reconnect with an acquaintance in the industry, and asked them to let me know when they were free after they figured out their travel, except stupid autocorrect changed it to "once you figure out your grave" instead of "travel" .... I was appalled
Not a typo, but when I first got into tech I called the Dmark the “d-spot” in a room full of tech dudes
I didn't realize the CFO was Cc'd when I replied all, but I was emailing accounting at one point about a past due account that I was picking up a check for later in the afternoon and I emailed them, pippity poppity, give me the zoppity. Next day, HR sent out at email about professionalism around internal emails.
I was watching a netflix show once and meant to text my brother about a guy on the show:
"Fuck NAME, kid is a primadonna bitch"
Didn't realize I sent it to my new director until he sent me a reply of: "?"
Luckily he was very cool and didn't care but was still embarrassing.
"Fuck NAME, kid is a primadonna bitch"
Didn't realize I sent it to my new director until he sent me a reply of: "?"
Luckily he was very cool and didn't care but was still embarrassing.
One time I typed ‘cunt’ instead of ‘count’… that was pretty bad. I’ve also typed ‘retards’ instead of ‘regards’ at the end of my email. I was most embarrassed by the second one since it’s probably my biggest pet peeve when people say that word… it drives me up the wall
Random story: one time the office food gave 100+ of us food poisoning, so we got pizza for lunch for a few months while they looked for a new vendor.
Random story: one time the office food gave 100+ of us food poisoning, so we got pizza for lunch for a few months while they looked for a new vendor. I milked the fuck out of that… took 3 days off work.
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