Interesting way to say “my ass got fired”

marky mark strikes again with some corny shit on LinkedIn LOOK OUT




gun to ur head, how this make u feel?

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💩 Shitpost
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bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
There is no world where I want to include or talk about my family on LinkedIn. I’m so confused why people do that on there. Especially with those hyper cringe marriage posts where they talk about it like closing a deal. It’s insane.
oldcloser
Arsonist
9
💀
This. No fucking world.
jefe
Arsonist
7
🍁
I saw a post of his yesterday saying he left the last gig as CRO at Catalyst since they merged with someone else. If he got fired he's pretty good at spin. Definitely was a little scathing and had a bit of an indictment of the CRO function in there, so maybe he did get canned.
He's usually pretty insufferable.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/mkosoglow_yesterday-was-my-last-day-as-catalysts-cro-activity-7168958606720122880-UBdw/
sketchysales
Politicker
3
Sales Manager
He's taken the post down, did you get screenshots?
jefe
Arsonist
4
🍁
I just fucked up the URL, my bad. Edited and fixed.

Try cutting and pasting if it doesn't work. Hyperlink doesn't seem to be behaving
unclespacejam
Politicker
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ur dad’s brother
I just find it strange that they merge two large companies and suddenly they don’t need a CRO anymore? No one on the other company appears to be backfilling either
jefe
Arsonist
4
🍁
Yea something's REAL fishy
sketchysales
Politicker
3
Sales Manager
Got it thanks boss. Id say he was definitely canned by the tone of the post.
jefe
Arsonist
3
🍁
Too combative to be his choice. But he does seem to be presenting it that way
Beans
Big Shot
7
Enterprise Account Executive
This dude is the SaaS Grant Cardone, pimping his kids online and shit.
Filth
Politicker
5
Live Filthy or Die Clean
Fuck everything abut that dudes post. From his pic to his "fun fuels..." go start your poly cult already jesus.
unclespacejam
Politicker
4
ur dad’s brother
The guy just gives me ick, specifically the skinny neck I dunno why but makes me feel uncomfortable
HVACexpert
Politicker
1
sales engineer
Why keep following him?
unclespacejam
Politicker
3
ur dad’s brother
I don’t. That’s the problem. He’s always in my fuckin feed because of other people
unclespacejam
Politicker
2
ur dad’s brother
Don’t spoil my Friday evening. I’m drunk and I’m here to piss and moan
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
🦊
Filth! 🤣☠
Justatitle
Big Shot
5
Account Executive
he sucks, boo this man
Pachacuti
Politicker
3
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
sheesh... how do you say "desperate for content" without saying that?
KB_FarmerType
Opinionated
2
Strategic Sales
We live in a funny world , when even I see a post like that on LinkedIn , I feel like I want to reach out to that person to ask if they are Ok! In a Ed Sheeran’s way https://youtube.com/shorts/et6NZYPZksQ?si=tQOA5Om4885AWKuU
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
2
🐺
This guy doesn’t allow alcohol at parties
unclespacejam
Politicker
3
ur dad’s brother
Mark is an absolute boner kill for sure
youngsmoky
Celebrated Contributor
1
Senior Account Executive
Or spends way too much money buying everyone’s alcohol at parties and is SHOCKED when someone says the company has a party culture.
GreenSide
Politicker
1
Sales manager
Can’t stand when people tell you to essentially “stay tuned”
YoursTruly
Politicker
1
Account Executive (SaaS)
Worked for him at Outreach. He’s an odd duck but was one of the most in the trenches sales leaders I’ve come across. Had no problem taking calls on a reps behalf and getting you into position to close a deal. He was in it all the time

Marks a good dude who should post less.

unclespacejam
Politicker
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ur dad’s brother
Prob the most fair assessment of him. Behind all the cringe and the attention he gets on LinkedIn, I’d believe there’s a legit guy who just wants to work hard and get his hands dirty. I can respect that.

Agree tho, he could chill out a bit lmfao
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My boss wants me to quit but I want to get fired and collect unemployment, any tips? LOL

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