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Lights, Camera, Black Friday

This Black Friday, the Commission Store turns into a blockbuster hit, and you all are the scriptwriters! Your mission, should you choose to accept it:


Describe an item you’d love to see in the Commission Store, but as if it's straight out of a movie or sitcom.


Let’s get imaginative, and think iconic, but keep it simple and fun!


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Examples:


  • "A sleek gadget that keeps the world's most famous spy on time for every action-packed adventure." (Hint: Perfect for your wrist when you're saving the world!)


  • "The centerpiece of a sitcom living room where friends gather on an orange couch to spill the beans!" (Hint: Could it BE any more famous?)


  • "A pair of iconic, red-and-white sneakers, favored by a basketball star in a movie about an intergalactic basketball game." (Hint: These kicks are perfect whether you’re playing with Looney Tunes or going for a casual stroll.)



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Rules of the Reel:

  • No direct product names! Channel your inner screenwriter and set the scene.
  • The most creative, witty, or spot-on descriptions will steal the show. Your cinematic masterpiece might just come to life in our store.
  • Lights, camera, action! Let your imagination run wild in the world of film and TV.



Pen a scene-stealing description and clinch the title of “War Room’s A-List Sales Screenwriter.” The champs earn a special chance for their item to make a grand debut in the Commish Store on Black Friday.


Grab your popcorn and let the Screenplay Showcase begin!


Lights, Camera, Black Friday!



-G

🏹 War Room
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Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
17
ERP Sales
This is known as a beautiful Italian masterpiece with a metal exterior. It’s steam and loud grinding of beans can light up a room. With each drop a precise dose of a dark rich liquid creates a beautiful moment to watch the sunrise
Gasty
Notable Contributor
3
War Room Community Manager
You’ve spilled the beans perfectly !
GDO
Politicker
2
BDM
yes baby!!
Diablo
Politicker
2
Sr. AE
Wow I could imagine this piece with so much fun and freshening background
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
That was beautiful.
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
💀
☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
7
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Picture a magical ticket to retail wonderland – a pocket-sized voucher filled with shopping excitement! Dressed in vibrant colors and adorned with playful designs, this little gem is like a mini passport to a world of goodies. It's not just a mere piece of paper; it's an invitation to a spree of fun and frolic. The lucky holder gets to embark on a treasure hunt through aisles of possibilities, turning this whimsical token into a gateway to smiles and surprises! @CuriousFox this is for you.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
🦊
OMG I DIE 😍
Gasty
Notable Contributor
3
War Room Community Manager
Hahaha! Well done. You know though, so does fox, why we removed ‘em…
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Yes, but I still had to ask hahahah
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
Doesn't mean I will ever stop asking 🦊
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
4
Bravado's Resident Asshole
and we are in sales. So we never stop asking. ALWAYS room for negotiation
HVACexpert
Politicker
6
sales engineer
A fancy and fast car equipped with time travel technology that kicks in when you hit 88 miles per hour
Gasty
Notable Contributor
3
War Room Community Manager
Seems like someone's revving up to dash through time in a classic, flux-capacitor-equipped roadster
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
6
ERP Sales
This piece of paper allows you to fly among the birds and land in paradise. Where the clear blue waves crash as the palm trees sway. This destination is where most clubs filled with presidents like to stay, and no passport is needed
Gasty
Notable Contributor
2
War Room Community Manager
Is this what I think it is; what was in the commish store a few months back, and @Sunbunny31 was the probably one who bought this?
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I think Kosta is also aiming for the same thing! DM me, Kosta. There are a few things you should know about this prize.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
1
ERP Sales
Not pebble but it is a former commission store prize. It’s in the video explaining what is commission when it cuts to the commission store
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Kosta is looking for something more uplifting.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
1
ERP Sales
I am "up in the air" if I need to give another clue
6
Retired Sales Professional
This piece of equipment will help you through the the emotional roller-coaster of getting from the front to the back in 18 and will assist you as you drive past your competition to your next deal closer with a company VP at the club.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
3
War Room Community Manager
aha! We used to have these in the Commish store. A trusted tool aiding in striking a deal as you journey from hole to hole.
1
Retired Sales Professional
👍
saaskicker
Tycoon
0
Enterprise AE
Ah yes a transfusion (or 6)
oldcloser
Arsonist
5
💀
Armed with a mighty M2 chip and a vast 12.9" screen, this tool is a digital warrior's dream. It slices through tasks with unparalleled speed and clarity, transforming every challenge into a conquered battleground.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
2
War Room Community Manager
Ah! A digital warrior's steed, not just for the lap but for conquering vast digital landscapes. A true marvel of the modern tech roundtable!
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
💀
I knoweth better than to joust with thou, noble knight. Edit: deleted safari track code from front of 1st posteth
Gasty
Notable Contributor
4
War Room Community Manager
Answers to the examples: A Watch, The Orange Couch from FRIENDS, Air Jordan Sneakers

saaskicker
Tycoon
4
Enterprise AE
A scent so nice you’ll smell similar to a fornicating dangerous cat, that will close the deal 60% of the time every time.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Let's anchor this one man!
Gasty
Notable Contributor
1
War Room Community Manager
Ah! I'd have loved to see a movie reference here since there's actually a movie on this:
_ E _ _ U M E : The story of a Murderer
saaskicker
Tycoon
1
Enterprise AE
Yeah Brick killed a guy.
Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
1
Director of Revenue
I'm gonna be honest Brian, that smells like pure gasoline.
Pachacuti
Politicker
3
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
A large circular portal which takes you across the known galaxy where you can encounter fun and adventure or sinister alien races controlled by god-complex symbiots.

Sexy blonde scientist optional.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
2
War Room Community Manager
Tough! Does it get you closer to seeing the fault in your stars?
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
2
🐺
A sleek, leather bounded, protective garment that is used to protect the most fragile of goods. Typically upholstered with a logo of some sort, and a fur inside to prevent scratching. (Hint: it used on a golf course or in your old set that sits behind your desk, typically seen in your zoom background.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
1
War Room Community Manager
Is this Frank Fernandez's sequel (see above comment) or are we in a different story?
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
0
🐺
I believe a spin-off
Filth
Politicker
2
Live Filthy or Die Clean
This feat of German engineering exudes brilliance and the statement "I'm fucking better than you". If elitism existed as a physical item this is it. Powered by the screams of all those you've crushed to be at the top of the mountain on a golden throne of awesomeness it has the power of nearly five hundred raging stallions. This chariot of engineered excellence only has the capacity for you and a person in awe of your profound legitimacy. Priced at about the same cost of a Midwest 3 bedroom, this Axis legacy made vehicle is available on the Commission store for 1,337 points for the next:

2 minutes....

1 min and 30 seconds...

30 seconds...

And it's gone, like all your dreams.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
2
War Room Community Manager
if you know you know
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Imagine a pocket-sized tech maestro that's like a turbo-charged superhero for digital quests. It's got a brain faster than a caffeinated hummingbird and a screen that beams pixels with more color than a rainbow in a disco. It lights up like a rave for your fingertips. This digital sidekick isn't just a gadget, it's a ticket to a world where memes and unicorns high-five. It's your pixelated adventure partner, ready to conquer any tech challenge with a grin.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
1
War Room Community Manager
Which side of the tech realm does this digital hero hail from? From the orchard where the first man ate from, or the robot's realm?
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
1
Bravado's Resident Asshole
It hails from afar. Some might say it would be alien.
BTQ
Politicker
2
Account Manager
A realm to different dimensions that fits in the palm of your hands with japanese craftmanship. You can pretend to be an italian plummer defeating turtles or even drive a racecar on tracks that look like you've been to burning man for too long. It may even already be in the commission store but this one is on sale for 50% off :0
Gasty
Notable Contributor
2
War Room Community Manager
Prepare for deals that'll make you flip, but let's not turn Bravado's vaults into a ghost town! Good description, nonetheless.
BTQ
Politicker
1
Account Manager
Here's another one. A Japanese assassin who wields the power to turn ice blocks into thicky creamy bowls of delicious desserts.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
2
ERP Sales
The work of art crafted by the mind of Steve Jobs himself can elevate your social status. Tim Cook has now perfected it after its 15th generation, where technology innovation meets style. And allows us savages to use the DM feature
Gasty
Notable Contributor
2
War Room Community Manager
. . .
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
0
ERP Sales
One small hint should tell you which!
ventox35
Politicker
2
Sales Leader
The onion, carefully sliced, is stacked atop itself. A drizzle of oil into the middle. A match, strikes. A volcano, the likes of which Mt. Fuji are jealous. Your oversized chef hat placed atop your odd shaped head. Knives and spatulas flying and spinning around, somehow not killing anybody. The neighbors, peering over the fence watching in awe. You've done it. You've become the hibachi chef you've always dreamt of, in your own backyard, with an extra tank of propane (just in case).
Gasty
Notable Contributor
2
War Room Community Manager
. . .
jefe
Arsonist
2
🍁
Well @Gasty , I might have missed it cuz I was away yesterday, but you delivered. As did all the other Savages.
Thanks G
saaskicker
Tycoon
1
Enterprise AE
A tool used to finish the job 18 times in a row, if you’re on your game and a little lucky you may not even need this tool. This tool can be used many times in a round, but a good round will lead to less use and more dough. There’s lots of these tools out there but the pros lean towards a special brand - even Tiger himself has been seen using this to win countless tournaments. Unsheathing this tool from your bag may seem like a status symbol for some but for others, it’s a sign of respect to the greats of the game AND a status symbol.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
2
War Room Community Manager
just don't...
Diablo
Politicker
1
Sr. AE
This rectangle piece hanging on the wall brightens the living room when lit and brings joy displaying our favourite contents. My great stress buster for every evening.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
1
War Room Community Manager
We should have one of these cuboids already in the store; unless I've totally gotten this wrong
Diablo
Politicker
2
Sr. AE
We do but I don’t like that brand, not your fault 😅
Gasty
Notable Contributor
1
War Room Community Manager
noted!
SoccerandSales
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
In a world of bland, uninspiring food, a new tool has risen to save Thanksgiving day. In just 5 hours with a little heat (and a lot of smoke), you can turn Grandma's disappointing dish into the talk of the town.
SoccerandSales
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
Update: I know realize this is supposed to be an item NOT already in the store so let's just imagine we are going for a newer model
Gasty
Notable Contributor
1
War Room Community Manager
haha. noted
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
With it's magical teleporting technique there's no need to travel as with a press of a button it can get it you to Moscow and within a sec it can take you to the desert.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
1
ERP Sales
You stumped me there!
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
😉😘✅
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
It's time to take a break and quit hunting everyday, as once you have it getting a fresh daily meal is not a big deal.
Maximas
Tycoon
0
Senior Sales Executive
Am I good to go with my AMA @Gasty!
RandyLahey
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Baboom! Can't wait.
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
1
Account Executive
Just pulled the trigger on some thangs!
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