Goomba

Director

Oh now y’all want me. WTF. Where were y’all when I was about to start doordashing?

I'm a fat guy that wasn't born as an attractive pharma sales rep. So stripping was out of the question. TBH, if you're attractive you take shit every day in sales, why wouldn't you also strip if you could?

Anyway, I have an interview with a head of RevOps that is really down about my background as well as a CEO this week. Wasn't even trying to get these, they landed in my lap.

I start a new job in April at a seed stage company (impending shit show) so it's good my bases are kind of covered if it blows up but damn, I was starving for months. Jobless, hating myself, and trying to soul search amidst a mountain of recruiters hell bent on being as lazy as possible.

It's like they know I have a job lined up and somehow that makes me hotter mentally for them professionally.

😟 bitch

🗣 Interviewing

😋 Job Searching

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oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

When I got RIF’d in Feb, the HR pig called me out on not LI end-dating my employment with them. I asked her very kindly to fucking sue me. Don’t ever appear unemployed.

SalesBeast

Politicker

Sales Director

My last company actively told employees they would not pay severance unless they put an end date of employment on their LinkedIn. Ruthless bastards.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Jebus

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

Same. They even called people up on it and threatened claw backs.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

That's so fucked.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

This is also majorly fucked. And probably illegal?

pirate

Big Shot

🦜☠️ Account Executive

I don't get it, it's your LinkedIn. You could have forgotten a password to it or not use it

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

People want you when you’re off market. If you’re ever unemployed , just toss up a fake role or never mark the end date of your last one.

Back then they didn’t want me, now I’m hot they all on me.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

🦡🧿

BigShrimpin

Catalyst

Account executive

you can tell recruiters are salespeople too because they only want the good leads (already employed)

Goomba

Opinionated

Director

The funny thing is most of them lie to themselves and think they’re in HR. Truth is most HR people don’t understand or appreciate recruiters. These MFs are in sales and kidding themselves

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Happens with significant others as well. Once you finally couple up after being single, they come out of the woodwork.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Nothing more attractive than the unavailable. :)

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Oh now y’all want me. WTF. Where were y’all when I was about to start doordashing?

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