Paddy's LinkedIn Feature Request

We all get these notifications:

"Congratulate Stanley Fuckface for starting a new position as Account Executive at XYZ company."

or

"Congratulate Stanley Fuckface for being promoted to Sr. AE at XYZ company."

These are starting to bore me. I have a great feature request and it goes something like this:

"Denounce Stanley Fuckface for being fired from his position as AE at XYZ company!"

or

"Shame Stanley and smear him with virtual feces for being demoted from AE to SDR at XYZ company!"

If anyone here works at LinkedIn, you're welcome for the brilliant idea that you should bring up in your Q3 product roadmap meeting.

-paddy