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Circle.Drive.45

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The jabronis that wouldn't help me get into the Bravado club back in June want into the war room now. What can I do to teach them a lesson?

Obviously I'm gonna give a couple the auto-invite into the crew but I think they should work for it a little. They laughed when I said 'corporate bro's sales-metaverse' back in June, now that they have witnessed the benefits of the War Room they've changed their tune.


Any ideas for non-fatal, work appropriate tasks I can inflict on them before I send the invite?


Yes, I am going to let them in... except for Charlie, charlie gets no invite because he won't even admit he wants in now. Ouch Charlie, that hurts... you own future!

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funcoupons
WR Officer
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Send them to my shower prontoย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Imma need lunch from my favorite taco truck every Wednesday for a month then. No, donโ€™t patronize me with taco Tuesday, be creative.ย 
Jewcan_Sam81
Politicker
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Account Executive
Send them this, Iโ€™ve used it to come out ahead in many arguments
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
I would just alter the hyperlink and throw them to meatspin.com - see if they get a high score.

It's a classic for a reason. If you know then you know.
DancingJersey
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Account Manager
i support this one wholeheartedly
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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BBK vibes here.ย 
funcoupons
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Diablo
Politicker
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Sr. AE
You sold it ..ย 
The_Sales_Badger
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
Keep sending them invites with bad links that lead to something disgusting
Samsamoon
Opinionated
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Associate
Is no easy to join?
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
Fuck Charlie.ย 
DancingJersey
Personal Narrative
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Account Manager
I make my interns pick things up from the printer across the office when they've annoyed me. Sometimes I'll print something, send them, then print another something and send them right back.

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