antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
16
Bravado's Resident Asshole
This lady needs to just shut up. jeeez
jefe
Arsonist
6
๐Ÿ
So cringey, definitely not what I want to see on my feed.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
6
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
So why are you seeing it on your feed?
I was briefly on LI yesterday because I'm connecting with someone there, and noticed all these overdone mature women influencer types popping up on my feed, tracked it back to some long ago dude of a contact who was liking their content, therefore LI thinks I want this floated onto my feed. So I unfollowed him. Boom, gone are the ladies.

Damn the algorithms on social media absolutely suck though.
jefe
Arsonist
3
๐Ÿ
Similar situation. Liked by someone Iโ€™m connected with. Didnโ€™t recognize the name, probably some SDR who tried to sell me something ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
That option to "unfollow" someone is golden, I will admit.
SaaSsy
Politicker
4
AE
Oooh hot tip! I always get those super filtered model posts about โ€œchanging their mindsetโ€. fucking hate those bitches. They โ€œrun their own businessโ€ MLM scheme
jefe
Arsonist
5
๐Ÿ
I hate MLMs, but havenโ€™t seen any huns on LI yet. Just Primerica people trying to court me
HVACexpert
Politicker
4
sales engineer
Itโ€™s definitely NOT a pyramid scheme
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Itโ€™s the older dudes liking those posts that gets them on my feed. Unfollow older dude, no more filtered model- hopefuls.
justatopproducer
Politicker
3
VP OF SALES -US
They do be sucking
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
3
Bravado's Resident Asshole
also, there are two of these posts about this LinkedIn disaster
jefe
Arsonist
3
๐Ÿ
I was first, just saying..
*cough cough* @fidelcashflow *cough cough*
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
3
Bravado's Resident Asshole
LOL yes, yes you were.
jefe
Arsonist
5
๐Ÿ
I ALWAYS finish first.
But don't mention it to my wife, she's a bit salty about it...
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
So salty, it's visible on her face?

all in jest..
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
3
Account Executive
LMAO. I did not see this haha looks like we almost posted at the same time haha
jefe
Arsonist
3
๐Ÿ
HEY NOW!
You're lucky I like you....
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
Definitely looks pretty close, but I STILL WON.
Plus, light mode?! Gross
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
2
Account Executive
photo finish ha i will bow out and delete mine. Also, YEAH DUDE, it's daytime ha
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
Iโ€™m so used to dark mode on everything that the contrast is so jarring. Always throws me off when I see screen shots/shares with all that white
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
lmao, we are bros, so it's all good
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ
Yup. But I can't, in good conscience, upvote that one lol
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
3
Bravado's Resident Asshole
I wouldn't expect you to lol
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
13
Sales Rep
I will say putting slAy E on linkedin is hilarious
jefe
Arsonist
4
๐Ÿ
No doubt. But probably not in the way she's looking it to be.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
8
โ˜•๏ธ
She doesnโ€™t work at Gong? I am shocked.
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ
I checked her current role after posting this and was shocked as well.
SaaSsy
Politicker
6
AE
Comment โ€œbeing annoying is out, did you read your own list?โ€
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
๐ŸฆŠ
HAAA!!!! I commented that before I got to this! Great minds ๐Ÿฆก๐Ÿงฟ
Fenderbaum
Politicker
5
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
This lady needs a you know what up her you know what. ๐Ÿ˜œ
jefe
Arsonist
4
๐Ÿ
It is Friday...
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
4
Account Executive
The engagement is nuts. This is just common LinkedIn "etiquette". It is crazy how people have to agree with everything and be positive on LinkedIn. which is stupid. There should be no issues playing devils advocate or calling shit out. If you look at all the comments, it is all praise. insanity. everything about this post is stupid
GDO
Politicker
4
BDM
That such a bs LinkedIn post. Damn!

Also extremely short emails are awesome
jefe
Arsonist
4
๐Ÿ
Ain't nobody got time to read a damn treatise. Get to the point!
HappyGilmore
Politicker
4
Account Executive
The shit poster herself is back at it again.
ThatNewAE
Big Shot
4
Account Executive - Mid enterprise
"Spending your commission check on something dumb". Dumb for whom? Dumb, decides who?
jefe
Arsonist
3
๐Ÿ
Probably her sugar daddy.
HVACexpert
Politicker
2
sales engineer
Sounds like a desperate sugar daddy โ€ฆ
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
3
Director, Revenue Enablement
Not taking notes on calls.... Thats a great tip ๐Ÿคฎ
jefe
Arsonist
5
๐Ÿ
Right? She's VERY good at her job
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
5
Director, Revenue Enablement
LinkedIn must be her lead magnet for onlyfans
jefe
Arsonist
3
๐Ÿ
Hahaha I think you might have cracked the code.
alCan
Contributor
3
Account Executive
I am a rookie, it seems, so I do not know who this lady is or what her background and context are.Having said that, I am becoming passionate for passionately disliking social media, posts, branding and the ability of anyone and anybody to broadcast things.Does she take her own before last advice?
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Being blissfully in the dark about things like this and not seeing them in the wild (so to speak) is not a bad thing.
jefe
Arsonist
3
๐Ÿ
Agreed
HVACexpert
Politicker
3
sales engineer
Iโ€™m not on instagram, Facebook, TikTok , or twitter and it feels amazing
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
Whoa.. do you even exist?!
HVACexpert
Politicker
2
sales engineer
Nope Iโ€™m not even real bro
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Found the real unicorn.
jefe
Arsonist
3
๐Ÿ
๐Ÿฆ„
Titanic
Opinionated
2
Senior VP - Sales
Have to agree, I have no idea what this post is about other than it seems like sheโ€™s bored
pirate
Big Shot
3
๐Ÿฆœโ˜ ๏ธ Account Executive
Maybe I'm slow or had too much rum but if AE slays then why would you apply Elon Musk kid naming logic to it
cache.money
Opinionated
3
Manager, Business Development
Popped up on my feed and I blocked her after this one. Really donโ€™t care for her tbh.
underdog
Big Shot
3
Outside Sales Representative Power & HVAC
If you are already in your 40โ€™s + in this profession, trust and believe, unless you become more open minded, those generation gaps in regard to cultural differences is only going to get wider, faster.
jefe
Arsonist
4
๐Ÿ
Not quite in my forties but Iโ€™d agree.
underdog
Big Shot
5
Outside Sales Representative Power & HVAC
Iโ€™m 32 and I canโ€™t even relate to the majority of 21-22 year olds.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
You have no idea. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Not half as clever as she thinks it is.
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
Not by a long shot. But I get the feeling she has a lot of little fanboys fawning at every move.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
If people had any taste, there wouldn't be any bad content out there. Yet here we are.
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ’€
cunning runt
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
๐ŸฆŠ
She said being annoying is out. She should read what she writes.
palmtrees
Valued Contributor
2
Account Executive
Going to need to change my name on Bravado now lol
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ
๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ
palmtrees
Valued Contributor
1
Account Executive
Changed it!
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ
But do you still slay?
palmtrees
Valued Contributor
1
Account Executive
I do be slaying.
HVACexpert
Politicker
1
sales engineer
Why does she get any attention at all? She been in sales for like 3 minutesโ€ฆ
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
Probably because sheโ€™s somewhat cute and this kind of garbage is trendy
HVACexpert
Politicker
-1
sales engineer
Is she cute? Idk lolโ€ฆ.
jefe
Arsonist
0
๐Ÿ
Somewhat/decently cute.

Ask the young Floridian wolf ๐Ÿคฃ
brrr
Good Citizen
1
Account Executive
Celcius out?!?! The laziness of this post makes perfect sense now
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
-3
๐Ÿบ
id still do it
jefe
Arsonist
4
๐Ÿ
Put that thing away!
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
-9
๐Ÿบ
Listen, all im saying is, if I saw her at a bar... I'd go home with her.
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
-3
๐Ÿบ
Now on the 20% chance she says no, id still get the number cause thats easy, and then id send her a message everyday about why she should sleep with me (not dating anybody, anytime soon) and id use the bullshit advice she gives on LinkedIn to convince her. If that doesn't work, id take her mom on a date, show her a great time, then never call her again.
iamtheone
Executive
2
Enterprise SDR
Sir, this is an anonymous sales forum. Relax.
jefe
Arsonist
3
๐Ÿ
I thought it was a Wendy's?
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