antiASKHOLE

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Turkey Day Roast Post

So, no one is safe! While most of us that are celebrating are either Roasting, Frying, or Smoking a turkey today... I wanted to have some fun in jest with you all today!

This post will give free range to Roast, Smoke, and Fry eachother, so comment at your own risk! Anyone that does comment will be getting a snarky remark from me and more than likely other bystanders will join in as well.

So, be thankful and LET THE ROASTING BEGIN!

p.s. I have some thick skin, so go all-out!

💃 Black Friday

💥 Contests

🌽 Roast

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HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

Ok, I’ll say it…

You’re actually not that funny.

Boom. Roasted.

CadenceCombat

Tycoon

Account Executive

That’s just hurtful.

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

The truth hurts sometimes.

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

I can deal with not being funny. How do you deal with not being loved?

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

You don’t measure love in hand jobs received.
Or given, for that matter. Grow up.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

I’m just over here upvoting and saying stupid shit.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Kind of the point of this post.

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

I get one shitpost a year…

LambyCorn

Arsonist

A mfkn E

jesus christ hvac, that hurt my feelings and it wasn't even meant for me

CadenceCombat

Tycoon

Account Executive

Have at it.
Oh, I guess I need to get it started, right?

You, uh… sell bad?

I don’t know. Fuck you.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

He heh heh heh....

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Shots fired!

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Idk how I missed this one all day. I’m in agreement with you so Fuck you too.

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

@CuriousFox @Sunbunny31 @oldcloser @jefe @Pachacuti just a few to start. let it rip.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Sorry, dude, had to deal with some holiday prep before coming in here to see what your lame ass would come up with. ;)

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Sorry guys, whole house got knocked on its ass but the worst flu ever. Finally start to move a little bit today.
Unfortunately I was the one that was roasting.

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Man, I had a crazy fever yesterday and a terrible cold now. Not the Rona, but still feel like shit.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Yup. No rona but haven’t felt this way in years. Thank God the little man handled it the best of us and his fever was short lived

CadenceCombat

Tycoon

Account Executive

@antiASKHOLE

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

I got it from your mom. Never again..

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

It’s ok, I’ll forgive your minimal effort.

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

They all scared off you lol

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Lmao! I’m not thaaat bad.

Diablo

Politicker

Sr. AE

I don't understand you, I don't speak Askholian 😉

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Definition of askhole is someone that does the opposite of the advice/direction they asked for.

Diablo

Politicker

Sr. AE

haha great magnetic explanation

GDO

Politicker

BDM

shoot! I'll survive!

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Knowing you are from EU, you’re probably a smug asshole that smells your own farts.

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

But we love that smugness btw. Just.. stop sniffing.

GDO

Politicker

BDM

Sorry mate it’s just too addictive. I’d send you a bottle of may smuggnes but you probably couldn’t handle it 😅😅

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

I have a few French friends… they eminate enough

wolfofmiami

Opinionated

🐺

I bet your turkey taste dry

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

I bet your wife/gf is always dry

wolfofmiami

Opinionated

🐺

Good thing I’m single

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Well, at least there’s one Thanksgiving roast to look forward to.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Ok, I’m ready: Hey, to all the WR dudes. Do they make men’s clothing where you bought that shirt?

All I got.

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

But, last night you said that you loved wearing it when I’m gone.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Gotta own it. I’m just not good at surface level insult jabs. I really only enjoy cutting really deep and making people cry. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Retired Sales Professional

🤣😂

pirate

Big Shot

🦜☠️ Account Executive

You're not the asshole you claim to be, your insights are pretty valuable in a witty way. So super gross misrepresentation

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Damn, and here I was thinking you were a real pirate.

pirate

Big Shot

🦜☠️ Account Executive

Rum is always gone

Retired Sales Professional

Is this a roast or a canceled sitcom that didn't get any ratings! 😂🤣

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

I mean, you showed up… so at least we have one hobo loving man here.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

😂

peachykeen

Politicker

sae e-commerce

I just wanna get baked. Guess I’m at the wrong place… 🫠

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

Roast me

SportsSalesGuy

Tycoon

Enterprise Account Executive

Your not much of a good asshole. Gotta be better

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

You’re right, I don’t even have brown eyes

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