CoorsKing
WR Officer
9
Retired King of the Coors Knights
They know the day they release DMs, Coupons is going to need to bleach her eyes and PBC is going to transcend this plane of existence and become a sales force ghost
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
👑
All gross pics I receive would be shared with the Coors Knights  group chat. If it existed. Which it doesn’t. I would refuse to suffer alone. 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
7
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Can neither confirm nor deny nor speculate. Such a chat would throw the balance of the force into chaos. If it existed.
braintank
Politicker
5
Enterprise Account Executive
Now you're just making me jealous. I love cabals!
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
If such a cabal were to exist and if we ever got DMs, I would sponsor you for membership. Totally theoretical tho. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
👑
:ass-eating:
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
👑
BBK! BBK!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
🦊
‼🐈‼
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
☕️
I’ve never chatted with a group. I am an AI bot. I know no friendships, except for caffeine.
braintank
Politicker
7
Enterprise Account Executive
I'm going to need to bleach something else before I send my DM to coups
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
👁👄👁
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
3
Director Sales and Market Development
need these DMs in my life regardless of the bleach needs
CoorsKing
WR Officer
3
Retired King of the Coors Knights
I mean same, at this rate I might just eat a tide pod anyway
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
Use the lavender scented pods.
CoorsKing
WR Officer
2
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Forbidden breath mints 
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
Well in the absence of DMs, please feel free to slide in with your messages of worship, titillating photographs, and shit talking about other users under this post. Look fwd to connecting with u all soon xoxo 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
4
Retired King of the Coors Knights
You don’t wanna see my camera roll
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
You MUST post all the shower pics NOW. Don’t embarrass me. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
:Harvey:
KingofGIF
Politicker
2
AE
My real name is Simon Leveiv, look me up
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
I would but my enemies are after me so I must run.
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
👑
U M U S T 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
5
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Gotta step into the gap that hopin created with their recent round of layoffs... right??
braintank
Politicker
5
Enterprise Account Executive
Why pick a fight with Zoom, MSFT, Cisco, etc?

Reps don't buy their own meeting platforms, do they?
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
5
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the dog's bravado... wait maybe that's not it 
0PercentCloseRate
Politicker
4
Oh boy
Anybody who wants to DM can just comment below. I'll catch up with you guys later, thanks
braintank
Politicker
6
Enterprise Account Executive
A/S/L ??
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
69/Yes/Uranus 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
5
Retired King of the Coors Knights
BRB I gotta shower first
0PercentCloseRate
Politicker
4
Oh boy
What @funcoupons said. How do you feel about cabinets and interns?
JDialz
Politicker
2
Chief Operating Officer
Both are highly trafficable, but experiencing the same supply chain issues everyone else is dealing with. :(
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Why do I come in here and half the time I've missed something and have zero clue what happened?
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
They are talking about the email today. You see it?
Beans
Big Shot
3
Enterprise Account Executive
I missed it as well, someone help.

Plz fix
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
It’s because we’re old and we don’t give a fuck anymore. But then we hear the cool kids talking, and we give a part of a fuck. Like a fraction. Like 4/10 of a fuck.
sahil
Notable Contributor
4
Deepak Chopra of Sales
DMs are coming. Scout's honor.
JDialz
Politicker
1
Chief Operating Officer
Oh shit.
Justatitle
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
Salespeople being able to slide into other salespeoples DMs… we’re gonna make zenefits look like church on Sunday and put Tinder out of business