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Goomba

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Why does no one like Trent Dressell?

Stats: 70 million cold calls

Fact: VP of Sales, as an IC

Fact: Monogrammed shirts

Fact: Shagged your nan

Fact: Arms make the iconic Nike "swoosh" sound when he walks


Trent "Dress Well" Dressler is the proverbial god of sales. 

Do we just hate him because we ain't him?
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unclespacejam
Politicker
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ur dad’s brother
@Goomba come on now, are you trying to reveal ur identity???
Goomba
Opinionated
4
Director
Man I wish. Unfortunately I don’t have a dad that can employ me as a safety net
unclespacejam
Politicker
3
ur dad’s brother
Same here that MF went poof about 20 years ago lol
Goomba
Opinionated
1
Director
Poof is crazy 😂
pirate
Big Shot
1
🦜☠️ Account Executive
Lol uncle asked the question I wanted to ask but then I didn't dare
unclespacejam
Politicker
3
ur dad’s brother
That’s what I’m here for dog. I got you
sugardaddy
Politicker
8
🍬
Another self-proclaimed guru who can sell you a course on how to achieve a 90% hit rate?
jefe
Arsonist
6
🍁
No clue who this guy is, but tbh from a Google image search he looks like a bit of a goober.

Don't see anything that would earn him the 'dress well' moniker from my 32 seconds of searching either.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
🦊
the monogrammed shirts got me 😆
TennisandSales
Politicker
5
Head Of Sales
had to look him up, never heard of him. Assuming most ppl hate him cus hes trying to find success in a more public way....which ppl always hate
braintank
Politicker
4
Enterprise Account Executive
He's also comes across as a huge douche.

He got fired from her last role for posting about harassing prospects who ignore his outreach.

Then decided to pivot to influencer.
TennisandSales
Politicker
2
Head Of Sales
hahaha damn! this is good insight. those are two GREAT reasons for ppl to hate you 😂😂
pirate
Big Shot
0
🦜☠️ Account Executive
Lol
pirate
Big Shot
4
🦜☠️ Account Executive
I've never heard of him
HVACexpert
Politicker
2
sales engineer
Me either
ZVRK
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
There’s a sucker born every minute.. so.. whatever these gurus are selling - there’s people that will buy…
sketchysales
Politicker
2
Sales Manager
Because he's a bellend. One of those really pointy head ones
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
2
Director, Revenue Enablement
70 million cold calls is not humanly possible.
Goomba
Opinionated
2
Director
It’s why he’s got to be a god. Math maths
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
2
Director, Revenue Enablement
More like chaod than god
braintank
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
https://bravado.co/war-room/posts/trent-dressel-got-fired-from-qualtrics/comments/364524
jefe
Arsonist
3
🍁
Just got lost in that for awhile... JEEZ
fidelcashflow
Catalyst
2
Account Executive
HE IS NOT A VP OF SALES

He crashed and burned, gave up on sales after what, 4? 5 years? I'm barely hitting my 5th year and feel like I'm barely getting started. He is a FRAUD.
detectivegibbles
Politicker
1
Sales Director
Who da fuq is this guy?
Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
1
Director of Revenue
This guy?


https://www.linkedin.com/in/trentdressel/


I already dont trust that man for his insane hairline alone. His face is 90% forehead.

But, how are you at Qualtrics for 5 years, only make Pclub ONCE and be a Sr. AE V? Also, why are there 5 ranks of Sr AE?
thetopperformer
Executive
2
Enterprise Account Executive
There are only 28 sport to PClub and over 600 Reps. I hit every single year and didn't make it to PClub every time. That being said, he only did well when he sold a COVID-specific product and was getting inbounds all day long. After that, he fell flat on his face, harassed a prospect, and got fired from the shit he was posting...
Goomba
Opinionated
1
Director
Was a good enough resume for his daddy to hire him as VP of Sales for the family biz
Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
2
Director of Revenue
Just looked...VP of Sales at a company with 3 employees....LOL
Goomba
Opinionated
2
Director
The stakes are high. All growth is expressed in X000% metrics. Success isn’t who you know it’s who you’re born from baby!
pirate
Big Shot
1
🦜☠️ Account Executive
Nepo sales baby
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
He is a twat
HappyGilmore
Politicker
1
Account Executive
He's an insufferable human being.
Beans
Big Shot
1
Enterprise Account Executive
Googled him and I indeed hate him based on his face and youtube freezeframes alone.
lowhangersalesbanger
Executive
0
Director of Sales
Who?
countingmyinterest
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Nice guy, bit of a wanker

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