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Bravadonites cc: @MySharona
TennisandSales
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Slapsnacks
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Account Manager
Oh come on I just made fun of her in the post, completely unrelated. They are totally kicking me from the site.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
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Rolling 20's all day
I prefer Bravadonian
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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No Ohana for you?
Slapsnacks
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Account Manager
Maybe 8 years of remote work has made me bitter for sharing fruit loops around the community bean bags chairs, or maybe I am jealous lol
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
thats a pass for me dawg!
SaaSyBee
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Founder
You mean like... Gongsters?!
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
YEP!
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Awkwardly manufactured culture by creating a cute name for employees.

I mean, I can overlook that if the pay is exceptional and it's an otherwise great place to work. I'll just end up rolling my eyes so far back in my head that it will be a good thing I'm a remote employee and they can't hear or see me when things get cringy.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
lmao! give me some examples!
Stratifyz
Big Shot
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Account Executive
Gongsters.. Loftersโ€ฆ Dooligans..

Gong, Salesloft, Dooly
Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
Just going to leave this here:
Stratifyz
Big Shot
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Account Executive
But if your team doesnโ€™t have a pet name, are you even a rocketship!?!
Kosta_Konfucius
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Sales Rep
Its called culture!
GDO
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BDM
Screams: we are a family and other bad corporate sentences.

No I work for money and my colleagues are not my friends.
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
lol
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
hahaha!!! for sure! I cant think of any example off the top of my head but ive for sure seen this.

Also next to the "we are family" bullshit.
jefe
Arsonist
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Not an immediate DQ, but definitely a mark against..
Mobi85
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Regional Sales Manager
Yep, drinking that kool-aid never ends well.
MeowMeow
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Senior Enterprise Account Executive
Iโ€™m knee deep in that hell pit. Itโ€™s a trap.
dncsv
OG Sales Savage
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SD manager
I guess but I'm hard pressed to find someone who doesn't want to be a Googler ;)
Coffee_is_for_closers
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Product & Solutions Specialist
LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK
Zeus
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Investor Account Executive
Agreed

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