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Emotional support animals for salespeople?

I have always been in sales.I have always had at least one pet.I can't imagine my life without a cat or dog.


I think there's a correlation between a career in sales and some level of co-dependency on animals. This is a typical scene on Sunday nights as I run the tapes from last week and start to mentally compose the scripts for the upcoming week. It keeps me sane.


is it just me? Can't be.





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LambyCorn
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A mfkn E
renting is harder yes, they bring more hassle and responsibility etc etc; but it is so worth it isn't it Mr Old Closer? :')
oldcloser
Arsonist
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This is why we're gonna convert your ass to a buyer from a renter. Grind on, soldier.
SalesBeast
Politicker
6
Sales Leader
Cat and dog. My cat stays in my office all day and even likes jumping in on my zooms and making an appearance on video at least once daily. Animals are the best.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Except for that one time one of my boys got up on the desk and was demanding attention while stepping on the keyboard. Warning notice flashes up: are you sure you want to delete this playlist? Before I could remove said cat from keyboard, he connected with the "ok" and that was the end of my curated iTunes list. (yes, this was from a while back).
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
💀
We’ve got the same cat
Pachacuti
Politicker
5
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
I’m not a pet person, so I can’t relate to that. I simply hang with my family, the bunch of filthy animals they are.
jefe
Arsonist
5
🍁
Too many of each to count... Neither my wife nor I really had pets growing up so I think we MAY have overcompensated..
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
No such thing.
jefe
Arsonist
3
🍁
And this is why I love you, bunny :)
Filth
Politicker
5
Live Filthy or Die Clean
Couldn't do it without my favorite coworker.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
I love this so much muh heart ❤
TennisandSales
Politicker
5
Head Of Sales
my dog now knows the phrase "lets go to work" and runs down stairs to my office 😂
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
💀
This rocks!
braintank
Politicker
3
Enterprise Account Executive
Toe beans
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Two cats and a box turtle here. The cats are significantly cuddlier than the turtle.
I also have an obscene number of plants and an addiction for orchids. Tending plants is also really great for letting the brain work while decompressing.
HVACexpert
Politicker
2
sales engineer
So weird that your turtle doesn’t want to cuddle
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
He's just a bit of a loner. He hides behind a tough shell, but I can tell he's a softie inside.
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
💀
Can’t beat him in a marathon. A sprint? Pffft - soup
HVACexpert
Politicker
2
sales engineer
Dogs > cats but I’ll take a cat over nothing
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
I have kids, they sometimes act like animals... meaning I guess they are support creatures.
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Will always have a dog, would have 5 if I had the space. love this

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