Sunbunny31

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Fortune Cookie Fortunes - #5

@antiASKHOLE : I don't know if this one was quite snarky enough for you, but it's a Monday, and it's one of the fortunes we got over the weekend, so there's that.

For your rumination and consideration:

Ideas are like children: there are none so wonderful as your own.

And yes, there is direct application to sales for this one.

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jefe

Arsonist

5

🍁

Surprisingly poignant

But my son IS the best baby there ever was...

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

4

Bravado's Resident Asshole

debatable

Sunbunny31

Politicker

3

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

18 years of experience with mine, gonna have to fight you on that one.

jefe

Arsonist

3

🍁

I’d expect nothing less

jefe

Arsonist

5

🍁

.

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

2

Bravado's Resident Asshole

round 1

Sunbunny31

Politicker

3

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

.

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

3

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Is this you?!

Sunbunny31

Politicker

3

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Will neither confirm or deny.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

2

🦊

Don't mind me I'm here for the Monty Python gifs 👀🍿

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

4

Bravado's Resident Asshole

@Sunbunny31 Thank you for this one! lol Of course we all think our children are the best.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

2

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

As it should be.

ThatNewAE

Big Shot

3

Account Executive - Mid enterprise

I love the quote. I don’t have children yet, but I have a lot of ideas. So. Wuhuu.

Pachacuti

Politicker

3

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

I always add "in bed" to the end of any fortune I receive.

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

3

Bravado's Resident Asshole

I don't think that the "in bed" on the ending works for this one lmao!

Sunbunny31

Politicker

3

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

I dunno, I think kids in bed at the end of a long day is a definite win.

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

3

Bravado's Resident Asshole

typically that is the wrong context and intent with adding "in bed" to fortunes hah

Sunbunny31

Politicker

2

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Well of course. How do you think we all got those kids in the first place?

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

0

Bravado's Resident Asshole

I'm sure some of us got more creative than in bed

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Retired Sales Professional

I concur, it's like music to the ears.

HVACexpert

Politicker

3

sales engineer

If you’re saying my ideas are childish that’s mostly true

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

3

Sales Rep

Childish, but like Doogie Howser

Sunbunny31

Politicker

3

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

It wasn't me saying that.

GDO

Politicker

2

BDM

Some of my ideas are special aide children 😅

oldcloser

Arsonist

2

💀

Fortune cookie edit:
Even the ones you haven’t met yet 😁

CuriousFox

WR Officer

1

🦊

What if you don't have kids 🤣

Sunbunny31

Politicker

1

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Pets! Works the same.

RckChlkG33k

Big Shot

1

AE (Account Executive)

Wow.

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