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Freaky Friday: How did you fall in love? And how long did it take?
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Well she had more red flags than a golf course, but I'm really good at closing my eyes and drinking.
Cheers to that!
She also recently got engaged after knowing her fiance for 9 days.
So she's a quick closer?
The candle that burns brightest, burns fastest or just cheats.
3 minutes and some binoculars
I thought that for you, for sure it would have been a few hundred views of a LinkedIn page and a few dozen connection requests...
It takes more than that to win me over...like....a case of ice cold Coors Light
Oooh u fancy huh
No.
lol
Met her 11 years ago. I think it took me one date, but probably 2 months until I really realized it. Married for just about 4 years now.
Edit: I apparently add a year on every time I tell the story. 11 years is correct.
Edit: I apparently add a year on every time I tell the story. 11 years is correct.
Well, one day I was at the liquor store, picking up some Kahlua like I do every day. As I was grabbing the largest bottle they offered, I suddenly caught a whiff of this intoxicating scent...like a mixture of Camel crushes, Goldfish crackers, and White Claw spilled on a Versace suit. I looked up, and there he was...in the flesh... @paddy
My shriveled, blackened heart dropped into my bloody Louboutins instantly, and I felt the sparks fly. Not in the way they do when I've been using my pressure washer for too long, but in the depths of my Kahlua soaked soul.
He smiled at me, and asked if I needed help drinking the Kahlua later. I shook my head no, because I was too nervous. He was too perfect, and I couldn't deal with the thought. Of course, being a sales savage, he didn't take the first "no" and instead gently and with only a tiny bit of prodding me with his electric cattle prod, asked me if I would like to watch him shower.
I knew I was done for in that moment and we have been living the greatest love story ever known to man since. He is the IV to my Kahlua, the animal style to my In N Out, the kombucha to my marketing department, the degenerate sexual escapades to my will to live.
I am so lucky.
My shriveled, blackened heart dropped into my bloody Louboutins instantly, and I felt the sparks fly. Not in the way they do when I've been using my pressure washer for too long, but in the depths of my Kahlua soaked soul.
He smiled at me, and asked if I needed help drinking the Kahlua later. I shook my head no, because I was too nervous. He was too perfect, and I couldn't deal with the thought. Of course, being a sales savage, he didn't take the first "no" and instead gently and with only a tiny bit of prodding me with his electric cattle prod, asked me if I would like to watch him shower.
I knew I was done for in that moment and we have been living the greatest love story ever known to man since. He is the IV to my Kahlua, the animal style to my In N Out, the kombucha to my marketing department, the degenerate sexual escapades to my will to live.
I am so lucky.
He told me his cat was cuter than my cat so I beat him up. Yes, for real.
And we broke up 2884858453908435 times before we just gave up and resigned ourselves to stay together for as long as he remains useful to me. I think it's been seven years but I don't keep track. That's his job.
And we broke up 2884858453908435 times before we just gave up and resigned ourselves to stay together for as long as he remains useful to me. I think it's been seven years but I don't keep track. That's his job.
It went something like this:
"She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin' that pole and
I'm N Luv with a Stripper
She trippin' she playin' she playin'
I'm not goin' nowhere girl, I'm stayin'
I'm N Luv with a stripper"
"She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin' that pole and
I'm N Luv with a Stripper
She trippin' she playin' she playin'
I'm not goin' nowhere girl, I'm stayin'
I'm N Luv with a stripper"
Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved.
Ah, to be young again, or at least younger. 2 months? She was the unstoppable force and I was the immovable object. Managed to wife her up.
Apparently she broke a lot of hearts and often pretty quickly (she knew what she was looking for).
Apparently she broke a lot of hearts and often pretty quickly (she knew what she was looking for).
My shriveled, blackened heart dropped into my bloody Louboutins instantly, and I felt the sparks fly.
I was hungover in my sorority house and he had passed out in my basement. We met when he walked up my stairs and I asked who the hell he was. We didn't start dating until a few years (and a handful of other fiances on my part) later. Been married for 7 years now!
We were friends with benefits and then she asked to move in because of lockdown... probably a couple weeks after that
#2 on my POF list.
Moved in at 6 months.
Been together 7 years/ married for 5/ we have a 4 years old.
Oh and we're still madly in love ❤️
I got pregnant the day he asked me to be his girlfriend… thank god I like him. Just celebrated 12yrs of marriage!
The first and only time, too soon. I was hooked in 10 days or less, and I finally realized it about 45 days in.
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It’ll never happen again and I’ve made my peace with that.
I commented on his post on a form in college and he thought my profile picture was hot and dm'ed me
Met where most couples do... a college party...its really a tale as old as time. She quite literally bit me on the shoulder that night as I was leaving the party; no exchanging of words in the moment but a good wtf sort of laugh between us as I left.
Had to slide into her DMs a few days later. Did not score my first date until about 4 months after that where I took her to a movie (Guardian's of the Galaxy) and some ice cream. Started dating a few months after that and 7 years later were just married (thanks COVID).
Had to slide into her DMs a few days later. Did not score my first date until about 4 months after that where I took her to a movie (Guardian's of the Galaxy) and some ice cream. Started dating a few months after that and 7 years later were just married (thanks COVID).
Well she had more red flags than a golf course, but I'm really good at closing my eyes and drinking.
No one loves cold call blitzes. Especially first thing in the morning. Are you making this stuff up? I mean it's entertaining and I do appreciate a good story.
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