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saasdatass

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I wanna start pouching it up with Zyn. I don’t have enough bad habits nor an addictive personality. Zyn marketing has worked on me and all the cool kids are doing it. Give me your best case studies and testimonials (good and bad, preferably the good ones)

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oldcloser
Arsonist
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They’re a nutritious part of every good breakfast! Also, save your gums and tooth enamel. Seriously, an aspiring nicotine addict is something you really don’t want to be. I’ve seen people use those to quit vaping. They don’t cough any more. They just bleed.

Cool kids 👍
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
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Director, Revenue Enablement
Sounds like you need to talk your resident Zyn expert @wolfofmiami.

I think he’s close to trading in enough points for the private helicopter.
jefe
Arsonist
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🍁
Hopefully it doesn't turn out like Pepsi and the Harrier jet..
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
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Director, Revenue Enablement
That guy got so screwed. Guarantee the judge that backed Pepsi was paid off.
jefe
Arsonist
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He should've won.
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
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Director, Revenue Enablement
In today’s court system I bet he would win
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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What a strange justification for starting on an addictive substance. “I’m not addicted, yet, so let’s give it a whirl”

Nicotine is a bitch. Almost as bad as caffeine to kick once it’s part of your base behavioral patterns.
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Founding BDR
Thought the exact same thing
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
My first thought too. Why on earth would you want to even try something that a huge majority of people want to quit?
I'm down to a caffeine addiction, and that's where I'll stay.
Well, and chocolate.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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☕️
Chocolate has caffeine in it…so same same.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
I don't even know wtf this is 🤣
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I’m consistent.
saasdatass
Valued Contributor
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Account Executive
I’m a professional quitter
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
As a straight-up caffeine fiend, I agree. I'm addicted.
BTQ
Politicker
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Account Manager
I like zyns because it helps give an extra jolt with caffeine. Great for cold call blocks and even admin. That being said it raises your heart rate so I wouldn’t do them all day everyday. I don’t have an addictive personality either but I will say I used to only do one a day and that was plenty now I do 2-3.

I like cool mint, wintergreen, smooth, and the occasional coffee flavors. Another cool thing is you can redeem the codes and trade in for merch similar to the WR. I have a friend (who goes through almost a tin a day) get the following: plasma tv, yeti cooler, ipad, traeger, led sign, and other miscellaneous shit.
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Founding BDR
All jokes aside, I’d pay an absurd amount of money to get rid of my vaping addiction. Thank god it’s the only thing that has a grip on me, but even so, I would give a lot to go back in time and stop myself from doing it.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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Been here. Harder to kick than cigarettes.
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Founding BDR
Really? Actually haven’t heard this before. Then again, don’t know too many people that were heavy on cigs
oldcloser
Arsonist
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Yep godammmmmit. Quit smoking. Long ago. Then vapes showed up. They were harmless!
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Can you get down to 0% liquid? That’s what my brother had to work towards and now he just has a water pen.
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Founding BDR
I always use disposables so don’t put my own juice in. Can probably see if I can just slowly go down bc that’s a good idea
coletrain
Politicker
4
Account Executive
Trust me on this: don't become a Zyn fiend. Become a caffeine fiend like me!
It's relatively healthier however it's still nicotine
BigShrimpin
Catalyst
3
Account executive
Helps focus apparently but I don't think thats why most people use them
Space_Ghost20
Valued Contributor
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Account Executive
If you want nicotine, why not just smoke a cigar or a pipe? At least then you'll look classy. Maybe wear a monocle while doing so.
jefe
Arsonist
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🍁
Really?
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
This is interesting. My boss just introduced this to me, haha.
umokfine
Fire Starter
0
Account Executive
One of my best friends works at Altria so def go with the On pouches
IndianaShep
Politicker
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Director of Sales and Marketing
A penny saved is a penny earned.

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