When it’s Friday evening 4:59 PM and the client wants to extend the call and talk more about the “features”.
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Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
9
Director of Revenue
When the boss asks if Salesforce has been updated
Gasty
Notable Contributor
3
War Room Community Manager
You forgot: “every effin’ hour”
FoodForSales
Politicker
7
AE
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
7
🦊
When they invite you to the pizza party
jefe
Arsonist
3
🍁
Am I the only that appreciated free pizza?!
I get hungry
But not in lieu of anything... gimme cash over everything else, but I do like pizza
I get hungry
But not in lieu of anything... gimme cash over everything else, but I do like pizza
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
I don't want shit that everyone had their grubby lil paws all over. Ick.
jefe
Arsonist
4
🍁
Yea true… I was thinking back in the good old days of the 2010s when we didn’t even consider that
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
I'm testy today. Woke up with pink eye b/c of Covid. This is the SLOWEST virus ever. All I want is a Miller Lite. I mean damn. 😒
jefe
Arsonist
4
🍁
I didn’t even know that’s a thing!! Jeeez
They do tell you to drink fluids though…
They do tell you to drink fluids though…
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
You always have my back ❤
HVACexpert
Politicker
2
sales engineer
Alcohol kills germs.
Side note I had the OG COVID pretty quickly after things closed and had a lot of eye issues and pain while I was sick, my wife too.
Side note I had the OG COVID pretty quickly after things closed and had a lot of eye issues and pain while I was sick, my wife too.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
I like your train of thought.
Covid definitely isn't over. I'm glad y'all were able to recover ❤
Covid definitely isn't over. I'm glad y'all were able to recover ❤
oldcloser
Arsonist
6
💀
When an email hopes it finds you well.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
🦊
Your email found me wanting to put my fist in yo face
detectivegibbles
Politicker
6
Sales Director
When leadership asks you to attend team building activities after business hours...
Gasty
Notable Contributor
4
War Room Community Manager
or, during
detectivegibbles
Politicker
2
Sales Director
jefe
Arsonist
4
🍁
When a meeting invite from HR comes in...
HVACexpert
Politicker
1
sales engineer
We “want to review your territory “ (without you in it….)
Filth
Politicker
4
Live Filthy or Die Clean
When that fart you were sneaking out starts to feel like the real deal.
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
💀
☝️😂
HVACexpert
Politicker
0
sales engineer
Gross dude
Justatitle
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
When implementation has a question
saaskicker
Celebrated Contributor
3
Enterprise AE
Calendar invite: [OPTIONAL] Deal Review
medhardwaredr
Opinionated
3
Director of Sales NA
I’m used to the higher ups: hey! Can you hop on a call at 4:30 so I can tell you how hard my life was this week at the top?
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
6 am demo Monday morning.
pirate
Big Shot
3
🦜☠️ Account Executive
My personal favourite is when you got some random 10 hour Train you need to complete by the end of the week
HappyGilmore
Politicker
2
Account Executive
When the boss asks to submit your forecast before logging off.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
1
Sales Rep
New hire asks for a cold call template even though they have never made a call for weeks
1
Retired Sales Professional
👉
Beans
Big Shot
0
Enterprise Account Executive
HR meeting with no context pops up on your calendar.
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