๐Ÿคฃ Lighten Up Your Day with a Little Sales Humor! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hey there, War Room fam! ๐ŸŽ‰


I've got a little sales-related humor to brighten your day. ๐Ÿคฉ Ever notice how the most convincing pitch for a product is made by your dog when you're eating something delicious? ๐Ÿถ "I see you have food. I too, am interested in food. Let's talk."


Or how about this one: Why did the salesperson apply for a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded dough! ๐Ÿž๐Ÿคฃ


Alright, enough with my sales puns! Let's turn this into a laugh-fest. Drop your favorite sales-related jokes in the comments, and let's spread the laughter. May your quotas be met and your coffee be strong! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†

๐Ÿฑ Off-Topic
๐Ÿ˜‚ Sales Humor
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Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
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Director of Revenue
A sales manager was addressing an underperforming sales team at the start of a new month:

โ€œWe are going to have a sales contest this month. The winners will get to enter next monthโ€™s contest.โ€
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Call center Hunger Games right there.
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Retired Sales Professional
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
GDO
Politicker
2
BDM
Haha thatโ€™s exactly how sales feels
jefe
Arsonist
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๐Ÿ
Never heard this one but it's so on point.
Maximas
Tycoon
0
Senior Sales Executive
lol
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
3
Sales Rep
I have seen 3 seperate "Tech the Halls" emails
HVACexpert
Politicker
3
sales engineer
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oldcloser
Arsonist
3
๐Ÿ’€
I needed this post today. Thank you. Nothing more to add.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
๐ŸฆŠ
I mean, I like food ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
Pachacuti
Politicker
2
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Substitute dog for kid and that describes me.
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Retired Sales Professional
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Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
More puns plz.
RandyLahey
Politicker
0
Account Executive
@clozewars what an entry into the WR. Welcome, and thank you for this.
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Sales rep
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Maximas
Tycoon
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Senior Sales Executive
Lmao:)
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My life as AM is sad at the moment- What funny content for Life in Sales to cheer me up?

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Little WFH Humor To Start the Day

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More sales humor ๐Ÿ˜‚

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