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SADNESSLieutenant

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The shit people say on Li…

quick they're gone lets show them we dont need them

reminds me of the time we all tried remote work for the forst time and our manager said 'show us you can make this work and dont let us down' we all did a record week and hoped never to have a meeting again




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RealPatrickBateman
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Honestly, I couldn't agree more. I take 18-24 weeks off a year and my team crushes it. Also, scheduling all my meetings in the Metaverse from now on so that I'm never around. 
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
2
Officer of ♥️
This is the way
SerialBiller
Executive
1
Account Executive
Sorry how long? The real Patrick Bateman could never slack that much
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
2
Officer of ♥️
its sarcasm lol
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
4
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Read it again, but in a sarcastic tone
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
0
Officer of ♥️
I might start commenting these on the posts
Goomba
Opinionated
1
Director
Sounds like it’d be cost efficient if you bought a wacky inflatable arm tube man and replaced yourself with it.
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
1
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
WAY ahead of you. Havent been in the office in 6 mo's....
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
👑
This means the dingus who wrote it is way too far up the team’s ass. WHatChU gOt CooKin
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
4
Officer of ♥️
Wait do you mean micromanaging doesnt work?
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
🦊
I can't. Y'all need to chill today.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
3
Officer of ♥️
its not me mom I swear
E_Money
Big Shot
5
💰
lol way to make a "my job is irrelevant" post on LinkedIn... Just forgot the #seekingemployment hashtag 
TennisandSales
Politicker
1
Head Of Sales
hhahah yep! this is exaclty what i thought
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
1
Officer of ♥️
lol.... big michael scott vibrations off this one
Pachacuti
Politicker
3
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Its like from the show The Office - the manager left for several months and the office just kept on rolling.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
3
Officer of ♥️
'turns out, people dont need to be managed, they can be trusted to do their own thing, who would of thought'
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
3
Officer of ♥️
and then jan comes in and he's like 'they work better when I'm not here' i mean, 'they work the same whether im here or not' I mean
SerialBiller
Executive
3
Account Executive
I am guessing that they collective agreed to smash it so that they could get this guy kicked off the team
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
1
Officer of ♥️
its actually a girl lol, but yeah thats how it goes, we all huddle up and say ' if we do better ' she will leave for good haha
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
Either the team is super afraid of this person or they were finally able to get their work done because he/she was gone.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
0
Officer of ♥️
nothing worse than that manager who wants bs non sales activities from you
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Lowkey can this guy be my manager?
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
0
Officer of ♥️
it is i.
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
1
Professional Day Ruiner
its almost like letting your employees actually work and not be micro managed all the time lets them be more productive... weird... 
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
1
Officer of ♥️
shutup you're making too much sense, heres a pip
SirCloseAlot23
Politicker
0
Business Development
YGOWYPI. 
You Get Out What You Puy In.

If the team is crushing it, it usually means you are an involved manager and/or have done a great job along the way.

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