funcoupons
WR Officer
32
๐Ÿ‘‘
This is a dumpster fire.

If you're not prepared to take the call, let it go to fucking voicemail. In fact, I screen every call I get and unless I know who the person is and what they're calling about, they go to voicemail first. Why tf would I want to be caught off guard?

The person who wrote this deserves to be pressure washed within an inch of their life.
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
6
๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
This is the way.ย 
Nairobi
Politicker
4
AE
I know that person lol and letโ€™s just say that this guy is full of shit and it drives me crazy that people believe his bullshitโ€ฆ I can confirm heโ€™s a complete moron.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
๐ŸฆŠ
I miss you โค
Nairobi
Politicker
1
AE
I miss you too @CuriousFox! Itโ€™s been a busy couple of months, but Iโ€™ll be back!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
12
๐ŸฆŠ
I'm absolutely calling with a pitch. WTF?

Also, why did they answer the phone if they weren't prepared?
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
13
SaaS Eater
Also, any salesperson with half a brain can have a conversation about what their product is and who their prospects are. Be a fucking human good god.ย 
paddy
WR Officer
10
Director of Business Development
I have to find this and politely rip this person a new one on my personal LinkedIn to save some morons from heeding this garbage. When was this posted? I'll track it down
paddy
WR Officer
7
Director of Business Development
I found it.
braintank
Politicker
5
Enterprise Account Executive
Today.

Let the brigade begin!!
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
๐Ÿ‘‘
Hey Josh if u are reading this: lol u rly rly dumb
paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
I just shit on him on LI
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
I know who u are now
braintank
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
Can we all agree not to dox each other.
braintank
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
If you're so sure, send me an inmail ;)
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
I'm fine with being doxxed as long as you reveal my name and photo of me in the shower along with it. Don't do me dirty.
paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
what's the fun in that
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
I can't dox paddy tho, he has way too much dirt on me and the statute of limitations on it ain't up yet
paddy
WR Officer
2
Director of Business Development
The dirt goes both ways. We're basically in a stalemate here
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
๐Ÿ‘‘
It's true. Not that I'd ever dox u, the world doesn't deserve paddy
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
10
SaaS Eater
My eyes are bleeding. Jesus Christ
CuriousFox
WR Officer
16
๐ŸฆŠ
๐Ÿ‘€
FattySnacks
Politicker
9
Senior Account Executive
The amount of AEs chiming in on that post agreeing with it hurts my head. How bad of a rep do you have to be to need your computer for a brief phone conversation ๐Ÿ˜‚
funcoupons
WR Officer
10
๐Ÿ‘‘
Those are the AEs who have their lips permanently glued to their sales manager's anus but still don't get the good leads because they fukkin succ
braintank
Politicker
6
Enterprise Account Executive
yup
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
๐Ÿ‘‘
You know, I really h8 LI influencers but you know who else I h8?

The first person that told them they were special and that people wanted to hear their opinion on literally anything. These cowards are out here creating annoying fucking gremlins to annoy every last fuck out of LI users instead of destroying these blowhard's self esteem on sight. I h8 them HARDCORE
braintank
Politicker
6
Enterprise Account Executive
Update: After some really smart and good looking people pointed out how stupid this is author is walking it back:

"This would be for when a prospect calls you back and isn't willing to give up any information (name, company etc) until you tell them what it's about."

So I cold call Paddy, leave a VM. Paddy calls me back and refuses to say who they are. I defuse this by saying: "Let's pencil in time to continue this conversation..."
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
๐ŸฆŠ
Sure Jan.
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
๐Ÿ‘‘
Sure budย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
^^^ thatโ€™s Canadian for go fuck yourself btw
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
He wouldnโ€™t need to defuse things if he wasnโ€™t a fucking moron.
FattySnacks
Politicker
5
Senior Account Executive
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
3
๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
This post is Gong/10
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
6
๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
Also....
CaneWolf
Politicker
4
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
The amount of people who have told me they donโ€™t X budget but it turned out there was a way to find the money is significant. Thatโ€™s not that big of an objection.
braintank
Politicker
3
Enterprise Account Executive
No comment since they're always watching...
braintank
Politicker
3
Enterprise Account Executive
Yeah, this is also a colloaslly bad take.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
1
Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
Thats how you lets opps go down
thesecretsauce
Politicker
1
Business Development
Lol donโ€™t answer the phone ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Smilesndialz
Politicker
1
SDR
WOW. How can this person be incapable of giving an overview of the company and the product they sell? Thatโ€™s such a waste of time to give that speech, any prospect would be turned off immediately. Someone should ask if this dude got the meeting ๐Ÿ˜‚ (he probably didnโ€™t)
bandabanda
Tycoon
1
Senior AE Mid Market
Currently scanning the comments to pick out who I think you all are ๐Ÿ˜†
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Anyone who saw this should be mad for the ~10 seconds of their life being spent reading this
AnchorPoint
Politicker
1
Business Coach
Always be in control.
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
This makes no sense at all.
DrMadMax
Valued Contributor
1
Operations Manager and Outside Sales Rep
*continues with a slight chuckle* aha
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
0
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Are we connected to the same tool?
Mickjames
Member
0
Enterprise Account Executive
@bandabanda hahaha
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
0
Professional Day Ruiner
if you can't have an impromptu conversation about your product then you shouldn't be in sales. Clearly all you're capable of is reading from a script in front of your computer.ย 
t1044
Valued Contributor
0
AE (Account Executive)
What a nightmare
BigDogsEat
0
Sales Representative
These comments are refreshing. Worked for a start up where our Biz Dev Director would constantly reference LinkedIn posts as coaching and the gospel in ways to improve. Youโ€™d see him comment on LinkedIn everyday but I had one conversation with him in 8 months. Always thought it lazy and counterproductive.ย