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Weirdest thing(s) on your desk?

As the title says! What are some weird things you have on your desk?


  • I have a few plants (a jade plant, most importantly. It won't die. I've tried).
  • A hole punch for no reason at all.
  • A guitar pick. No, I do not own a guitar.
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bamageorge
Politicker
+8
BDR
A Dwight Schrute bobblehead, nothing weird 'bout that. 
Wo
Wolfof7thStreet
Opinionated
+5
AE
motivational if you ask me. 
bamageorge
Politicker
+8
BDR
I know! Right?!
Swarthymovie
Arsonist
+7
SDR
it's only weird if you think it is, so as logon as you say, that's where that goes, no one can complain xD
bamageorge
Politicker
+8
BDR
Haha you got a point there mate!
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DungeonsNDemos
Politicker
+5
AE of B2B
Thanks to my wife having an impulse buy at the target checkout I have a lego Mandalorian and Baby Yoda that sit by my monitor to remind me that this is the way.
BigMeech
WR Officer
+11
Coors Light Advocate
THIS IS THE WAY. We posted that at the same time too lol
DungeonsNDemos
Politicker
+5
AE of B2B
Hah! That's hilarious
Wo
Wolfof7thStreet
Opinionated
+5
AE
lmao ngl I almost bought the lego baby yoda when I saw it at target last weekend
DungeonsNDemos
Politicker
+5
AE of B2B
I guess they know where to put it! Grogu wants to go home with everyone
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onemorezero
Account Executive
Darth Vader in plush toy form overseas the dark side of my desk, reminds me to use the force on super bad days
DungeonsNDemos
Politicker
+5
AE of B2B
And a good reminder that it's never too late to change :)
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
Kahluapons
A ceramic alpaca. I love him 
AlphaCharlie
Politicker
+5
Account executive
I want to meet the alpaca now!
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
Kahluapons
He's really cute. Looking @ him right now. Helps me stay sweet when someone is pissing me off on the phone which is basically every day.
Swarthymovie
Arsonist
+7
SDR
I want a ceramic alpaca :c 
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
Alpacas might be one of the best anaimals
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Needer of Life Alert
I have a lamp and my ring light beside the desk.

I keep my area minimal. ADHD is a bitch.
Wo
Wolfof7thStreet
Opinionated
+5
AE
Smart, I feel like I have too much going on on mine - get distracted a lot
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
Gotta look good for the zoom calls
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
Pokemon cards and a nintendo game cube on the lower right drawer for emergencies!
Swarthymovie
Arsonist
+7
SDR
I love your desk priorities, a man has to now how to live 
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
Hahaha my desk has to have a glimpse of my past!
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User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
Never know when you might need those
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
Oh yeah, those see some light in a lunch freak or two
AinslieStreet
Politicker
+5
Sales Consultant
Folded laundry. Because my desk is also my dining room table. ... but folded laundry doesn’t really belong there either.
Calico
Celebrated Contributor
+6
Corporate Trainer
I feel this one in my soul. 
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
Hahahaha I feel this my desk is my kitchen table
uncorpse
Politicker
+5
Sales Development
I use a Stream Deck, it's a macro machine that allows me to access all my apps in seconds and boost productivity. 
eds
Opinionated
+3
Salesy
#lifehack
JC10X
Politicker
+8
Senior Sales Manager
sick!!!
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
Need this
Craggus
Good Citizen
Key Account Manager
Must check this out - sounds epic!!
AlphaCharlie
Politicker
+5
Account executive
An H2O 3D molecule structure 
Swarthymovie
Arsonist
+7
SDR
dang, that's so cool, how did you got it?
AlphaCharlie
Politicker
+5
Account executive
Amazon, like everything else!
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SaaStityBelt
Valued Contributor
+4
SDR
4th place karate trophy from 2005
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
Reminder to stay hungry😤
Fa
FatandSaaSy
Opinionated
+1
SDR
legendary
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
U amaze me
Beasthouse
Opinionated
+5
Corporate trainer
tuesdays taco spice
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
Gonna keep that on hand at all times
CaneWolf
Politicker
+12
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
My laptop. That shouldn’t be there. I don’t like to do stuff.
salesteamsix
Fire Starter
+1
Head of Sales
Orange plastic truck nuts
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
Love some good nuts
AutoSmiler
Arsonist
+7
SDR
human hands
Calico
Celebrated Contributor
+6
Corporate Trainer
I have questions, but I also kinda don't. 
AutoSmiler
Arsonist
+7
SDR
no questions necessary
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
I don’t wanna know…
Swarthymovie
Arsonist
+7
SDR
i have weird stuff sometimes but right now i have
-a Magic the gathering card that i've been lazy to organize
- Nail cutter, cuz idk to be honest 
- Bank statement from a week ago
- my nintendo switch asking me why i don't use it anymore ( got a PC gamer ) poor nintendo :c
Wo
Wolfof7thStreet
Opinionated
+5
AE
looking into gaming PCs right now, off topic but what do you have?
Swarthymovie
Arsonist
+7
SDR
mine is a decent boi, got a R5 3400- GTX 1660s-8 ram x2 3000mhz, MSI b450 pro mobo, its not the best but its pretty good 
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User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
The nail cutter always comes in handy
Swarthymovie
Arsonist
+7
SDR
finally, someone who is as weird as me, thank you 
Calico
Celebrated Contributor
+6
Corporate Trainer
I do have a 3ds staring at me from the drawer. It's one reason why I haven't bought the switch yet: I know it'll end up collecting dust somewhere. On the other hand, at least the price will drop since the new one (which isn't really different at all?) was just announced. 
Swarthymovie
Arsonist
+7
SDR
Its not really diferent, its just bigger screen and looks good, but if you dont have one aim for it, personally i thinks it looks really good
BigMeech
WR Officer
+11
Coors Light Advocate
I have a little baby yoda figurine. Grogu closes deals.
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
I bet he is lucky
Makarium
Politicker
+2
Sdr
I have a bunch of cards, I use it as an anti-stress, I just shuffle them when I get anxious, and works.
youKNOW
Politicker
+7
Sales Manager
A "Duo for Danger" Star Trek trading card with Kirk and Spock on it....a piece of paper pinned to the wall that says "Ballsy" and some sample Tequila...not sure when that came in...
HappyGilmore
Politicker
+7
Account Executive
Deck of cards.
Wo
Wolfof7thStreet
Opinionated
+5
AE
Any reason you keep this on your desk?
HappyGilmore
Politicker
+7
Account Executive
Mostly to use and shuffle through them whenever I get stressed or need a moment to take a step back from work I'm doing. 
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AnchorPoint
Politicker
+8
Business Coach
Foot tall talking George W Bush figurine
Wo
Wolfof7thStreet
Opinionated
+5
AE
what does it say? lmao

AnchorPoint
Politicker
+8
Business Coach
It covers all the highlights and then some!  It is actually very well done. Custom cowboy boots with Presidential Seal, Patriotic boxer shorts, dress shirt, tie, slacks and jacket with Flag pin. Shirt even has appearance of cuff links.  

I'm not a hater. I will never forget 911 and how the President responded on the pile of rubble to comfort the country - unscripted.  Was he perfect? Hell no.  I do believe his heart was in the right place and that is proven by the countless hours spent with American warriors and their families still to this day.  He has my respect even if I didn't agree with every thing 100%.
Hudsonsmom
Opinionated
+2
Area Sales Manager
Baby Buddha statue Sign that says “I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter”
Beans
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
Mini basketball net toy, it has a flick feature and I take shots between calls. 
Wo
Wolfof7thStreet
Opinionated
+5
AE
that is sick hahaha, I'd be doing it during calls tho
Beans
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
I absolutely do.
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
I have the basketball net also it’s a great mind distractor
CharmingSalesGal
Opinionated
+6
Account Executive
I have sunglasses, poker chips & a strange amount of coasters that people always are confused by. I'm a parched lady, always drinking 3 things at a time OKAY!?
Wo
Wolfof7thStreet
Opinionated
+5
AE
poker chips??
CharmingSalesGal
Opinionated
+6
Account Executive
😎 We had a women's poker league for a bit so now they sit there on my desk.
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
What beverages? I always have water, coffee, and a green juice
CharmingSalesGal
Opinionated
+6
Account Executive
Water, coffee, tea and a smoothie is how I start most of my days!
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
+5
Key account manager
a bottle of wine that has sat there for approximately 14months untouched
Calico
Celebrated Contributor
+6
Corporate Trainer
Bottles of wine only last a few days at most on my desk. 
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
I would chug that in seconds
eds
Opinionated
+3
Salesy
more notepads than I need, peanut bags, and lighters.
Calico
Celebrated Contributor
+6
Corporate Trainer
I have a disgusting number of notepads and pens as leftovers from my teaching days. They totally belong on a desk though! 

Peanut bags though...
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
Notepads are the key to success
RansomDuke
Fire Starter
+3
VP, Enterprise Sales
Trader Joe’s Everything Bagel seasoning.
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
Can put that shit on EVERYTHING
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
You can put that shit on EVERYTHING
Wo
Wolfof7thStreet
Opinionated
+5
AE
I have a weird rock/mineral that I was given by a trippy dude at a flea market, supposed to stimulate intellect or something hahaha. Also my weed pen is probably weird to some? or my TWO coffee cups. lmao
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
Rocks are the best luck
FromaBlankPerspective
Politicker
+5
District Manager
"Prosperity spray" bought from a Shaman in Joshua Tree... not sure if it works, but don't want to risk it. 
Wo
Wolfof7thStreet
Opinionated
+5
AE
lmao I have a "pain away" spray from a similar situation - I mean gotta try it for $10 right?
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
I would just try it - life’s to short to not take risks
watercooler
Opinionated
+3
Manger, BizDev
a yo-yo - had to throw it back!
Wo
Wolfof7thStreet
Opinionated
+5
AE
I'd be so distracted by this lol
watercooler
Opinionated
+3
Manger, BizDev
It’s a really good stress relief in between calls.. tried it on a call and not the best idea lol
sa
sales_women
Good Citizen
The enabler
Floss 
Calico
Celebrated Contributor
+6
Corporate Trainer
I feel like this one wins. 
Kinda feel like I should have some too since I keep going into meetings with things in my teeth, and then I want to melt into the floor when a coworker points it out. 
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
I keep that also never know when you might need it
Mw
Mweinstein
VP of Sales
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