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paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
HR managers are my favorite animals. Always have been fascinated by animals that are dumb and ugly. They tend to graze on obscure food but also share similar tendencies to a tick. They're parasitic in nature and manage to burrow in others' business like no other.
Artemis
Politicker
1
Business Development Representative
Hahaha of all people on this platform you're the last I would have suspected of having a rocky relationship with HR ;)
JuicyKlay
Celebrated Contributor
2
AM
Hahaha paddy is the biggest savage on here.ย 
Artemis
Politicker
2
Business Development Representative
Hey I respect it hahaha
CCP
Opinionated
0
VP, Business Development
You work in staffing, don't you... Only people in staffing can loath HR this much.ย 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
3
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Pandas. Fat, slow, super lazy, but will fuck you up.

Of the ones listed, dog for sure.ย 
Artemis
Politicker
2
Business Development Representative
Watching videos of baby pandas will always brighten my day
CoorsKing
WR Officer
1
Retired King of the Coors Knights
They are clumsy AF and super curious which is a hilarious combo.
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
For pets? Definitely dogs. I love all animals but dogs are the best. Hope to get one this year!

Animals in general? I love sloths...lazy bois.
Artemis
Politicker
1
Business Development Representative
Ooo what kind of dog are you wanting? I got a bernedoodle last year and it was the best pet decision EVER!
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
๐Ÿ‘‘
I'm not too picky on breeds, just one that will be happy in an apartment. Probably an older dog, given I don't have time for a puppy and they don't get adopted as quickly.ย 
Artemis
Politicker
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Business Development Representative
Adoption is awesome. There are so many great dogs in shelters that would be perfect pets but never really get the chance.
funcoupons
WR Officer
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๐Ÿ‘‘
Agreed! I'll definitely be going the shelter/rescue route.
slaydie
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
AH so jealous! I dream of having a bernedoodle one day. How is yours?!
Artemis
Politicker
1
Business Development Representative
BEST dog we could have asked for. I grew up with a Bernese Mountain Dog and he was the most loving, incredible dog in the world. But they're prone to health issues and shed A LOT. Mixing them with poodles is the perfect combination.ย 

You get all of the love, affection and loyalty of a Berner, with the intelligence and hypoallergenic qualities of a poodle. Plus, with wfh, he's been so easy. Very low-maintenance. Ever since he was like 3 months old, he's pretty much slept all day except for going outside and being a therapy pup between bad calls lol.ย 

Super easy to train too. Just an all-around great dog for any type of living situation.
slaydie
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
YAY! This makes my heart full. Cannot wait to have one of these doggies one day! Thanks so much @Artemis - Friday is for dreaming!
Wolfof7thStreet
Valued Contributor
2
AE
Snow Leopards are sick. Same wit Sea Turtles
Artemis
Politicker
1
Business Development Representative
Every time I see a Snow Leopard I just want to snuggle it... but I know that would not end well.
Wolfof7thStreet
Valued Contributor
2
AE
Hahaha right? Probably not as cuddly as they look
Artemis
Politicker
1
Business Development Representative
So unfortunate :(
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
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softwaresails
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
sloths 4 life
Artemis
Politicker
0
Business Development Representative
Seems like a popular pick so far!
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
1
โ˜•๏ธ
Pets: dogs all day. Animal: arctic foxes are marvelous creatures.
Artemis
Politicker
1
Business Development Representative
Most artic animals are pretty incredible. The way they survive in their environment is inspiring
JuicyKlay
Celebrated Contributor
1
AM
Dogs because theyโ€™re mans best friend. I never understood this until I recently got a dog and he is the coolest ever. My furry little sidekickย 
Artemis
Politicker
1
Business Development Representative
Dogs are without a doubt the best pet out there. They are loyal and loving without question.
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
Orly. So that was my old job. You know, selling horses. @Artemisย Do you compete?

I'm 100% a cat person. I have six and IDGAF what people think. They're hilarious little asshole ninjas and I love it.ย 
Artemis
Politicker
0
Business Development Representative
I don't hate cats at all. Just prefer dogs haha.

But yes! or, I did. I competed for about 18 years. Primarily show-jumping. Miss it every day.
MaoMao
Fire Starter
1
SDR
eagles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CVZT7aOcJs
Artemis
Politicker
0
Business Development Representative
'Murica
Beans
Big Shot
1
Enterprise Account Executive
Elephants.

Majestic creatures and meeting them in Thailand at a sanctuary was quite an experience.ย 
Artemis
Politicker
1
Business Development Representative
My sister got to meet elephants in a sanctuary in Thailand and now they're her favorite animals too!
cw95
Politicker
1
Sales Development Lead
It was cats. But then I saw the 'Shoebill' on 9gag and it has just got me thinking. Watch a video of them, it's like Jurassic park shit.ย ย 
Telehealth_2the_Moon
Notable Contributor
1
Director of Business Development
I like them both, I'm a dog and a cat kinda guy. Why limit yourself?
Artemis
Politicker
1
Business Development Representative
You know, that's a good point. Unless you have a dog who hates cats or vice versa lol
Telehealth_2the_Moon
Notable Contributor
1
Director of Business Development
Yeah, that's fair, but as long as it isn't a prey drive thing they can end up co-existing usually. If the dog is trying to kill the cat all the time that's gonna take a bit more work.
AinslieStreet
Politicker
1
Sales Consultant
Sea cucumbers.ย 

When they're threatened, they vomit out their intestines and regrow them and I just think that's beautiful.
Artemis
Politicker
0
Business Development Representative
'Beautiful' is a very interesting word choice. But definitely pretty cool!
hauru.sales
Celebrated Contributor
1
Sales Enthusiast
Big lover of animals but Cats are my favorite characters!
GrindTime
Catalyst
1
BDR
DOG for Sure! nothing like a hard day at work of sales and coming into the house to get the happiest Dog wanting to love youย 
Artemis
Politicker
0
Business Development Representative
There is absolutely nothing better than coming home to a dog. No matter how long you're gone, they're always beyond excited when you come home!
The.Machine
Politicker
1
Sales Development Lead
Hippos.ย 

They look so innocent, but are brutal af!
Artemis
Politicker
1
Business Development Representative
They're terrifying
Beercules
Politicker
1
SDR
Are there any Australian Shepherd fans out there? My parents have two and am getting my own in August
Artemis
Politicker
0
Business Development Representative
I think they're awesome, and so smart. But a little too high energy for me right now, since I'm in an apartment.
salesnerd
WR Officer
1
Head of Growth
Yeah dogs fuckin rule man
Smithy
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
Lion for meย 
Artemis
Politicker
0
Business Development Representative
The king of cats!
Smithy
Politicker
1
Director of Sales
The king of everything the handsome MF-ersย 

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