Whats the best response to 'not interested'?

Curious to get everyones take here, I'm making an objection handling script and want it to be amazingggg.

Already scalped the site for @funcoupons: To be honest, it's rare that someone isn't interested in (value prop,) is this just a bad time of the year? When would be a better time for us to chat about this?

I usually say something along the lines of: I totally understand, I'm calling out of the blue here, definetly not looking for you to pull out a checkbook today, more so hoping to get the information (or tech) in front of you so you can see how we could be of value to each other, sound fair enough?

How about you savages?

Beuler?

Is this thing on?

Happy monday you filthy animals.

much love,

the kid