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words/phrases you never want to hear again

What are the worst phrases (customer or internal facing) in the sales industry you would love to do without and what do you like to use in their places that aren't so played out and annoying?

would rather stuff cheese balls in my ears than hear:

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paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

We should start incorporating "you're on mute" in in-person meetings when the prospect is saying something we don't like.

msp_sales

Opinionated

Full Cycle Sales

I have a little whiteboard sign it says you’re on mute that I use for zoom calls. I got tired of saying it.

Corpslovechild

Politicker

Inbound Sales Manager

This legit made me laugh out loud.

Rallier

Politicker

SDR Manager and Consultant

"vaccinated? Oh nice! Which one did you get?"

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

🙏Preach!

CaneWolf

Politicker

Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract

This is a problem that should solve itself!

Beans

Big Shot

Enterprise Account Executive

"Love to see it".

So Bro-ish.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

But I do love to see it if karma is involved. Or is that you hate to see it 😏

TheRealTommyCallahan

Arsonist

President of Callahan Auto

HAHA I chuckled out loud. This is so accurate.

iworkinchonies

Politicker

Account Executive / Chronic degenerate

"Epic" "No brainer"

The people who say these are the ones who were also "#1 at my old company" lol.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Grind is ok if you're a Grizzlies fan. Otherwise I'm damn sick of hearing it.

Smithy

Politicker

Director of Sales

“Can you see my screen”

shit bro, you ask this 10 times a day, the laptop works

CaneWolf

Politicker

Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract

WTF is "sales special?"

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

"boom" was killed for me by a former VP.

Ace

Arsonist

CEO

WFH is another one

steakalldayerryday

Opinionated

headwinds and tailwinds

Corpslovechild

Politicker

Inbound Sales Manager

I need your help for a minute..... It's never a minute.

Fenderbaum

Politicker

Retired Choirboy🪕

Circle back, ugh.

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PineappleYa

words/phrases you never want to hear again

would rather stuff cheese balls in my ears than hear:

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