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Pachacuti
Politicker
11
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
My response....
jefe
Arsonist
5
🍁
Succinct
sketchysales
Politicker
4
Sales Manager
Damn wish I held off replying, this is perfect 😂😂
RandyLahey
Politicker
4
Account Executive
What in the actual fuck is this?
pirate
Big Shot
3
🦜☠️ Account Executive
It's funny though. I can't get a response from prospects. Maybe I need to copy off Tori
Coffee_is_for_closers
Opinionated
1
Product & Solutions Specialist
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain lol
pirate
Big Shot
1
🦜☠️ Account Executive
Madness, As You Know, Is A Lot Like Gravity. All It Takes Is A Little Push.
Coffee_is_for_closers
Opinionated
1
Product & Solutions Specialist
Perfect!
One of my all-time favorites is when someone asks how this got to be so out of hand, I say, "Slowly at first, and then all at once"
You can use it in almost any situation.
cheers!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
Mood
Diablo
Politicker
2
Sr. AE
This is crazy 💩
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
2
Director, Revenue Enablement
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
My curiosity is, has this ever worked?
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I’m entertained that you shared this. But it’s still poor.
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
Agreed, it didn't offend me because it's so ridiculous you have to laugh but I still died a bit inside with this second one.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
0
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I am just jealous. My spam hasn’t been half this funny.
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
Lmao!
SoccerandSales
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
This is so weird lol
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
0
Bravado's Resident Asshole
this is hilarious. How does anyone actually get scammed by this stuff?
0
Account Development
Wow.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
0
Rolling 20's all day
How long does it take tadpoles to grow?

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