"Your car's extended warranty"

This morning I received a call about my car's extended warranty. I probably receive these calls about 3 times per week. Most of you probably do as well.

I'm not sure what kind of heathens are operating this gambit, but quite frankly I've had enough.

I might be the first to say it, but it's time we collectively start to recognize that these fuckers are just as much of a burden on society as serial killers, child molesters, people named Kyle, and terrorists.

In the spirit of the name, let's hear how the War Room would like to torture these people to death. This is a safe space, and in war, anything goes.