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RandyLahey

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Boozy weekend LinkedIn rant

Just when I thought LinkedIn couldn't devolve into a more conceited, inauthentic, wholly vapid cesspool of steaming Taco Bell diarrhea, I stumbled across this.

God fucking damnit. What a disgusting, vile cry for attention. This post has nothing to do with raising awareness for mental health issues. If it were, this sorry clown wouldn't have included his award in the same post.

But he stopped to take a crying selfie before admitting himself to an institution did he?

That last line really gets me. If it weren't the whole story, what is the point of posting then?

I pray for a day that I can truly rid myself of this dumpster fire but the networking and job opportunities force me to use this sorry excuse for a "social network"




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Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
20
Director, Revenue Enablement
Peek his profile and you’ll find this nugget 🤦‍♂️
7
Founding BDR
Lmao - “babe, can you list the best things about me?”
BigShrimpin
Catalyst
6
Account executive
this is unbelievably cursed but if nothing else his wife seems supportive
jefe
Arsonist
5
🍁
I saw this a little while ago and didn't react as strongly, but it's pretty bad.

This bio? EVEN WORSE
SaaSsy
Politicker
3
AE
Omg haha I need to know the rest
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
💀
jebus fucking christ
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
2
Sales Rep
Wow just wow
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
17
🐺
Petition to bring back bullying
10
Founding BDR
Some people have never been bullied and it shows
Filth
Politicker
5
Live Filthy or Die Clean
my wife doesn't agree with me but there is a need for a bit of bullying in life. BRING BACK SHAME AS A TEACHER!!
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Hold up. New name: new hometown?
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
9
🐺
I moved to Miami on Friday, start new job Monday. Crazy
RandyLahey
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Congrats Wolf
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Best of luck and congratulations!
pirate
Big Shot
3
🦜☠️ Account Executive
Congrats on the new job!
jefe
Arsonist
4
🍁
Saw the change, was wondering. Congrats!!
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
💀
Congrats, homie. Was there over the weekend. May you endure the career swap AND the humidity.
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
3
🐺
Just a little bit warmer than tampa. Used to the FL weather
Armageddon
Opinionated
2
Enterprise Account Executive
Congrats on the changes Wolf!
braintank
Politicker
10
Enterprise Account Executive
News feed eradicator chrome extension saved LinkedIn for me
RandyLahey
Politicker
2
Account Executive
I need to look into asap!
braintank
Politicker
3
Enterprise Account Executive
It's a game changer
HVACexpert
Politicker
1
sales engineer
Wait what is it??
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
💀
best reco in WR history right here.
Armageddon
Opinionated
1
Enterprise Account Executive
Need to know more
oldcloser
Arsonist
0
💀
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/news-feed-eradicator/fjcldmjmjhkklehbacihaiopjklihlgg
RandyLahey
Politicker
2
Account Executive
the hero we deserve, thanks closer
RandyLahey
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Dude it's glorious...
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
💀
yassss
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
6
Account Executive
100% on point
RandyLahey
Politicker
3
Account Executive
This has to be a new low for me on the platform.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
☕️
What. A. Cunt.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Desperate cries for attention. Sigh.
RandyLahey
Politicker
3
Account Executive
The use of mental health for clicks is particularly vile.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Even when it’s your own crisis. It’s only marginally worse when they use someone else’s story/tragedy for their own message
Fenderbaum
Politicker
4
Retired Choirboy🪕
Pathetic!
Fenderbaum
Politicker
2
Retired Choirboy🪕
.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
3
Bravado's Resident Asshole
What an attention seeking twat.
RandyLahey
Politicker
0
Account Executive
My thoughts exactly.
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
What.A.Twat.
pirate
Big Shot
2
🦜☠️ Account Executive
I did not mind this. It is like you can look like you are doing well on the outside but crumbling on the inside. Like Matthew Perry, Robin Williams. Full story is that you would never know just by looking at someone that they have mental health issues
RandyLahey
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Agree to disagree Pirate. Your logic is sound; this is likely happening to many individuals.
But a LinkedIn post like this? Stop and take a selfie before admitting yourself to an institution? Everything about this guy screams disingenuous, attention-seeking behaviour.
pirate
Big Shot
1
🦜☠️ Account Executive
Yeah ok, I get your point. Better value would be donating to an org or then to do some sort of a campaign
RandyLahey
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Exactly.
Dantback
Executive
1
SDR
The last time you were depressed and potentially crying did you make sure to take a picture so you can get linkedin clout? That's the problem. To anyone going through this actually and not posting for linkedin likes, i hope they get through it.
RandyLahey
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Well said Dantback.
Dantback
Executive
1
SDR
You have an amazing username btw!
LaheyTreverson
1
Enterprise Account Executive
Agreed!
GreenSide
Politicker
2
Sales manager
You sully the taco bell name with your analogy. Please don't do that again.
RandyLahey
Politicker
0
Account Executive
I sincerely apologize, will do no such thing in the future...
GreenSide
Politicker
1
Sales manager
Apology accepted
2
Account Executive
These are the people starting startups
kitxkatxx
Contributor
2
AE/Full cycle sales betch
Most LinkedIn sales content
SaaS_Man
Executive
2
BDR - MANNY
First off - Love PDW, "who do you think you are!? I am!!!?
Second - I'm sick of seeing attention seekers treating 'likes' as if were cocaine just snorting up that shit like it's their fix.
Grow up, stop this self-pitty BS. Seek the help you need, which is not through any social media platform.
unclespacejam
Politicker
2
ur dad’s brother
Is it just me or does this guy look like Chris Distefano on the left and Antoni from queer eye on the right??
unclespacejam
Politicker
2
ur dad’s brother
Damn ain’t nobody thought this was accurate????
RandyLahey
Politicker
1
Account Executive
COME ON AND SLAM
unclespacejam
Politicker
2
ur dad’s brother
COME ON AND GET UP ITS TIME TO SPACEJAM
punishedlad
Tycoon
1
Business Development Team Lead
Reminder that the Forbes 30 Under 30 list is a pay to play, self aggrandizing scam to elevate one's own career. Forbes doesn't pick who goes on the list based on merit. It's sold to the highest bidder.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
🦊
So he refuses to learn to overcome his "biggest weakness" eh?
bigfella
Tycoon
1
AE (Account Executive)
Holy simp
Dantback
Executive
1
SDR
I always make sure to take a photo of myself when in a depressed state and crying for future clout, y'all don't? /s
WoodNotWorkForTurds
Old School Bravo
1
Owner/Operator
So brave 🤪

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