Brethren and sistren, where are thou located?

Location

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๐Ÿ”Ž Prospecting
9
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
16
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Your mom's house
RandyLahey
Politicker
9
Account Executive
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DataCorrupter
Politicker
8
Account Executive
Got โ€˜em
NoSuperhero
Politicker
0
BDR LEAD
Best comedy podcast, period.
Thisme
Valued Contributor
-6
Account Executive
Itโ€™s Ok to not be okay man, it will be fine. I know life seems depressing now but champ youโ€™ll make it. <br><br>You just need to let it all out, which co-incidentally what your mom said last night before I nutted and blinded the bitch in the right eye.<br>
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
5
Bravado's Resident Asshole
my mother is a saint, your mother just called me God.
Thisme
Valued Contributor
-9
Account Executive
Wow, you really got me there bud. Your energy less living at my mothers house, but more like living in your mothers basement.

Speaking of your mothers basement, that was exactly was where I arranged her guts.
RandyLahey
Politicker
8
Account Executive
You sound like the 12 year-olds you are attempting, poorly, to ridicule.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
8
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Lmao Iโ€™m bored
Thisme
Valued Contributor
-9
Account Executive
You seem to know a lot about 12 year olds Randy boy
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
10
๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
@Thisme You're gonna want to go ahead and back away slowly. Do NOT make eye-contact with the wild Askhole or the indigenous Lahey. They are extremely aggressive species when confronted by lower lifeforms in their natural habitat.
HVACexpert
Politicker
4
sales engineer
Yeah not the people to try this with lol
oldcloser
Arsonist
5
๐Ÿ’€
The thin of the OP skin. Sorry I missed this live. Dude- itโ€™s a fucking mom joke, commemorated for eternity on a block of shitty little chips in the cloud on an SSD drive. It barely even happened.

Particularly when you consider what went down with your mom.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
5
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Maybe not what, rather who
RandyLahey
Politicker
4
Account Executive
Reticulated Lahey
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
5
Bravado's Resident Asshole
The power of thrust is strong in this one. @RandyLahey
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
4
๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
Absolutely RACKED UP!
Pachacuti
Politicker
10
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Since we're going there...
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
๐ŸฆŠ
HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS ONE @Pachacuti
Fenderbaum
Politicker
2
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
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Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
9
Sales Rep
USA!
HVACexpert
Politicker
5
sales engineer
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
4
Bravado's Resident Asshole
-Lisa- โ€œPromise me that youโ€™ll never die and Iโ€™llโ€ฆโ€ โ€œIโ€™ll never die. I Promise!โ€ -Gary-
CuriousFox
WR Officer
9
๐ŸฆŠ
What does salesgpt say?
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
5
๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
I chuckled for what it's worth...
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
3
Bravado's Resident Asshole
still says his mom's, triple checked.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
๐ŸฆŠ
Heh
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
8
โ˜•๏ธ
Land of the screaming eagles. Home of the Florida Man. Domicile of the Twinkie.
oldcloser
Arsonist
7
๐Ÿ’€
long live the twinkie
Sunbunny31
Politicker
5
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
#twinkiesneverdie
RandyLahey
Politicker
7
Account Executive
Boy this thread is escalating quickly
Beans
Big Shot
7
Enterprise Account Executive
Come to me my fellow Canadians
jefe
Arsonist
5
๐Ÿ
.
SADNES5
Politicker
0
down voters are marketing spies
Canuck in the USA for 1 year so far... I miss the healthcare.
jefe
Arsonist
6
๐Ÿ
.
jefe
Arsonist
4
๐Ÿ
Looks like A and L have been covered, will S be next?!
SDR2AE
Fire Starter
3
Account Executive
King Charles the 3rd
Space_Ghost20
Opinionated
2
Account Executive
Not to be confused with El Hechizado. That was Charles II (of Spain).
GDO
Politicker
3
BDM
EU minority right here :D
ApocalyBoom
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Come with me Canadian.
DefaultSalesDude
Executive
0
Director
FL - home of the free, and the Florida Man
NoSuperhero
Politicker
0
BDR LEAD
Medellin, Colombia!
7

Meet up in Chicago?

Question
17
Whose open to a meetup in Chicago?
20% Yes! I live in Chicago area and would want to go
15% No, I live in Chicago and dont want to go
64% No, I dont live in the Chicago land area
59 people voted
8

Best states to snag for your territory and why? (Besides CA, WA, NY)

Question
12
27
Members only

If anyone sees a white Jeep Cherokee rolling around the Boston area with this license plate make sure you honk ;)

Discussion
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