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Capturing Santa to Use His Magic for Sales - A Poll Study

It's almost Christmas homies. That means one thing and one thing only - on Christmas eve we finally have another shot to capture Santa and harness his magical christmas energy for sales.


Think about it - knowing everything about someone and everyone being ok with it... your sendoso's will finally have impact since you're sending John the CTO of a startup in Pasadena a new Dodgers Ohtani Jersey for his 5 year old Beagle named Cucumber. And you know he wants it and you can say it's from Santa and casually mention Santa wants you to buy from Bonez. This plan legally cannot fail.


Anyways, wanted to see how others are planning on capturing Santa and any tips for dealing with the reindeers. Please pick one of the choices below and explain your answers. Thank you.


Merry Christmas Savages.


Let's get this Jolly Fucker

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Sunbunny31
Politicker
6
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Easter and I have plans.
bonez
Politicker
6
Account Executive
My man.
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
3
Director, Revenue Enablement
What what is the Easter Bunnyโ€™s beef with Santa?!?
bonez
Politicker
4
Account Executive
Itโ€™s a tale as old as time. Shocked Iโ€™d even have to explain it. But basically it involves a lot of money, the mob, and horses. Should be obvious just from that.
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
4
Director, Revenue Enablement
So nothing to do with EGGnog?
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
We really canโ€™t discuss the details. Itโ€™s definitely a family matter, and we really canโ€™t talk about the Incident.
bonez
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Exactly! Probably said too much here.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Forgiven. You didnโ€™t disclose the forbidden subject. Just be careful. You know the walls have long (rabbit) ears.
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ’€
Not what you think. Only as a lubricant.
bonez
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Lubricant is key to the story. But once again we say no more otherwise the feasting hour will be upon us.
oldcloser
Arsonist
4
๐Ÿ’€
Justโ€ฆ not like last time. #NoSauce
oldcloser
Arsonist
5
๐Ÿ’€
Whatโ€™s wrong with me.
bonez
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Chefs kiss
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Oh, you had to go there. Careful.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
3
Bravado's Resident Asshole
well this was really fun to read and catch up on.
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ
Hahaha you never disappoint, Bunny !
oldcloser
Arsonist
5
๐Ÿ’€
6,000 elves @ 400 dials each
2,400,000 calls
.000001 Christmas conversion rate
2.4 mtgs
Gotta close 1.
bonez
Politicker
2
Account Executive
We got this.
pirate
Big Shot
5
๐Ÿฆœโ˜ ๏ธ Account Executive
I'm kidnapping him and then plundering all the treasure... I mean gifts
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Iโ€™d expect no less.
bonez
Politicker
2
Account Executive
King move tbh.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
๐ŸฆŠ
Tell me more about the 1984 incident ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฟ
bonez
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Wish I could but as I thought everyone knew we canโ€™t speak of it until the time of repentance begins and the great harvest is here.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ŸฆŠ
Well shit.
bonez
Politicker
2
Account Executive
I'd say more if I didn't fear the Alpha-Rabbit Squad coming after me. I'm sure you understand.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Locked and loaded, friend.

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