LambyCorn profile picture
LambyCorn profile picture

LambyCorn

A mfkn E

Arsonist
Politicker
Valued Contributor
+10

CEO interviewed me and wants SEGGS????? WTF

Uhm... This is probably a first


I interviewed with a CEO of a small company. She was nice, I felt a weird flirty vibe but I thought I was just misreading her.


But.. she hits me up via Linkedin and starts talking crazy shit about wanting to visit me, why I don't live with my parents at such a young age, etc.


Then she HITS me with this :o


Is this bitch crazy?? lmaooooo

๐Ÿฑ Off-Topic
๐Ÿ˜‚ Sales Humor
๐Ÿ™ Mental Wellness
59

87 comments

Sort by:
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
46
Director, Revenue Enablement
$1000 says this is her actual office
oldcloser
Arsonist
6
๐Ÿ’€
โ˜๏ธ this. THIS!
HVACexpert
Politicker
4
sales engineer
Looks like a clean place to do businessโ€ฆ.
GDO
Politicker
4
BDM
lol!
bigfella
Tycoon
2
AE (Account Executive)
^
FinanceEngineer
Politicker
1
Sr Director, sales and partnerships
I think @LambyCorn needs to find out and report back!
1
Territory Account Manager
Anyone know if he got the job?
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
0
Director, Revenue Enablement
@LambyCorn Any new updates on this classic?
LambyCorn
Arsonist
1
A mfkn E
LOL actually, I completely forgot to do a follow up - I'll get the rest of the conv ready and upload it lol
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
34
Director, Revenue Enablement
Canโ€™t believe that wasnโ€™t listed in their benefits package
oldcloser
Arsonist
4
๐Ÿ’€
Thread winning comment right here
HVACexpert
Politicker
3
sales engineer
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
0
Rolling 20's all day
โ˜ ๏ธ
Justatitle
Big Shot
21
Account Executive
Can you please follow through on this and post the updates as they occur. Pictures or it didn't happen
HVACexpert
Politicker
5
sales engineer
๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
oldcloser
Arsonist
15
๐Ÿ’€
Wait... mom?
DataCorrupter
Politicker
14
Account Executive
This is truly a great post, the reason I login to Bravado everyday.
pirate
Big Shot
2
๐Ÿฆœโ˜ ๏ธ Account Executive
The drama and gossip ๐Ÿฟ
Filth
Politicker
13
Live Filthy or Die Clean
She's trying to give you a job!
LambyCorn
Arsonist
4
A mfkn E
I see what u did there
Filth
Politicker
4
Live Filthy or Die Clean
I'm very subtle, I know :D
CuriousFox
WR Officer
7
๐ŸฆŠ
You so bad Filth ๐Ÿ˜†
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
11
Sales Rep
Sunbathing at 7:45am, the UVs cant be more the 4. What a waste of time
HVACexpert
Politicker
8
sales engineer
So what company is it? Asking for a friendโ€ฆ
Sunbunny31
Politicker
8
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
I mean, you did flat out ask what she was doing.
Assuming she's at least honest, you got the answer to your question.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
7
โ˜•๏ธ
Test to see if youโ€™re going to take the bait.
HVACexpert
Politicker
6
sales engineer
Fenderbaum
Politicker
7
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
She's wife material right there... take her home to meet the parents.
ScorpionZD
Executive
2
Enterprise SDR
She's already married. Lol
Fenderbaum
Politicker
5
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
Steer clear...
jefe
Arsonist
7
๐Ÿ
Absolutely bonkers. Whatโ€™s the age gap?!?
LambyCorn
Arsonist
6
A mfkn E
About 20 years.. coogar ceo ftw?
jefe
Arsonist
9
๐Ÿ
Me-OW
At least she appears not to look half bad...
LambyCorn
Arsonist
2
A mfkn E
she is kinda bad ngl xDDD
HappyGilmore
Politicker
6
Account Executive
Lol this is wild. Def a little bit crazy.
FinanceEngineer
Politicker
6
Sr Director, sales and partnerships
I mean, that is either a test or an expectation of what life is like there.
TheColdCaller
Opinionated
6
Sales Manager
probably isn't her first nor her last time doing this... :P
braintank
Politicker
5
Enterprise Account Executive
Blackmail?
LambyCorn
Arsonist
2
A mfkn E
what do you mean ? :c
braintank
Politicker
5
Enterprise Account Executive
Pay me or I'll expose you
DataCorrupter
Politicker
8
Account Executive
It seems she's already exposed herself...sunbathing...
pirate
Big Shot
5
๐Ÿฆœโ˜ ๏ธ Account Executive
LMAO!! But also 100% not appropriate and not what LinkedIn is for
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
You'd be amazed what people think is appropriate for a professional network these days.
pirate
Big Shot
4
๐Ÿฆœโ˜ ๏ธ Account Executive
No I've come across it myself but still a strong no on LinkedIn โŒ
Sunbunny31
Politicker
5
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
One big reason I got far, far away from the LI feed was when every smb owner decided that I needed to know his/her political stance in 2015. It became business Facebook. Yuck.
pirate
Big Shot
1
๐Ÿฆœโ˜ ๏ธ Account Executive
Eugh
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
๐ŸฆŠ
Agreed. I wore that mute and unfollow button OUT.
pirate
Big Shot
2
๐Ÿฆœโ˜ ๏ธ Account Executive
What was your answer though? ๐Ÿฟ
LambyCorn
Arsonist
2
A mfkn E
jijiji my reply was "I don't believe you" she said "why?" I said "I think you are just playing'' she just sent smiley faces after that. Ngl, had me feeling some tingly tingles in my tummy
pirate
Big Shot
2
๐Ÿฆœโ˜ ๏ธ Account Executive
Pretty weird! Well I guess you'll know more if they actually extend the offer lol.
Marth
Opinionated
5
si vis pacem para bellum
Take the job
Gasty
Notable Contributor
5
War Room Community Manager
now that's called "being transparent"
Beans
Big Shot
5
Enterprise Account Executive
Take the job, hit it, sue.
BmajoR
Arsonist
5
Account Executive
Plow her
Fenderbaum
Politicker
4
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
.
LambyCorn
Arsonist
5
A mfkn E
I HAVE to do a follow-up post on this conversation as many have asked for lmao
pirate
Big Shot
1
๐Ÿฆœโ˜ ๏ธ Account Executive
Yes
Diablo
Politicker
4
Sr. AE
Crazy.. speechless
CRAG112
Valued Contributor
3
Account Executive
So basically.....
You need a job. The person running the place wants you!

Sounds like a dream. Could be crazy and wild, but negotiating your comp....you definitely have all the leverage. LOL
kneehigh
Politicker
3
Senior Enterprise AE
This is where you need to consult the oracle for understanding women to decide your next moveโ€ฆ.
ConwayStern
Member
2
AE
link?
2
Appointment setter
Bro risks her job position
TheOverTaker
Politicker
1
Senior Account Executive
Honesty is key in a CEO
ScorpionZD
Executive
1
Enterprise SDR
Something must have led up to this... what were you talking about before? Or were there some in-person encounters that sparked this? Lol
LambyCorn
Arsonist
2
A mfkn E
never met in person. As i mentioned in the post, i felt a flirty spice in the air but I thought I was just misunderstanding the situation lmao - she wrote via LinkedIn saying the normal stuff nice to talk to you etc etc, then started throwing some personal questions starting with where do i live, oh cool is there anything fun to do there, then hit me with the i would like to visit you and bam ! convo took a turn
ScorpionZD
Executive
1
Enterprise SDR
Hahaaa wow, maybe see where it goes ;)
LambyCorn
Arsonist
1
A mfkn E
dude. if i was single, I would of had gone wild on her done all kinds of nasties xDDD but im happily in a relationship so i guess it will have to be another warrior that takes the lead
LambyCorn
Arsonist
1
A mfkn E
shes got that linkedin rizz xD
LambyCorn
Arsonist
1
A mfkn E
gonna have to do a follow up post with messages pre naked sun bathing and post naked comment xD
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
1
Account Executive
More interesting- what did you answer?
LambyCorn
Arsonist
2
A mfkn E
ill do a follow up post on more of the convo LOL
LambyCorn
Arsonist
1
A mfkn E
but i told her i didnt believe her xD

Related posts

7

CEO wants to put me with team I don't want to be a part of

Discussion
๐ŸŽˆ Mentorship
12
What to do?
43% Confront?
26% Leave? (have an offer)
31% Wait it out and do your work?
42 people voted
11

CEO as your Sales Manager?

Question
๐Ÿงข
โœŒ๏ธ
๐Ÿข
10
15

Hesitant to talk to our CEO about a 3rd AE hire

Advice
๐Ÿ‘ฅ
๐Ÿงข
16
Bravado is a community of trusted sales professionals endorsed by their customers.
Apple Store logo
Products
The War Room Jobs Salary Guide Tech Sales U
Company
About Us How It Works Blog Bug Bounty
Contact
Press Careers
ยฉ 2024 Bravado Inc. All rights reserved.
Privacy Policy Legal and Privacy Center Sales Jobs
If you are hired as a contract sales rep by a Bravado customer, we may ask you to prove access to the employee email account provided to you by that customer. This data will be shared with customers to track your sales productivity; customers can use this data to confirm you meet the minimum activity requirements to pay out your ramp stipend and commission.