College is like sales 100%

So mind me, I'm tipsy, but I just realized sales is like picking up girls at a lower rate. For example, I'm in college, and when I used to go out, I would approach women and would compliment a woman and try to ask for their contact info. They would say, " I have a boyfriend," most of the time. Now I reconstructed how I decided to pick up women.


Me - " Excuse me, there is a girl I like, but I don't know how to approach her and ask her out on a date."

Her - "Of course."

Me - " What do you usually like to do in your ( sports, tv shows, Netflix, other things I can't say? usually a five-minute convo, let the girl do the talking and don't mansplain )."

Her - " Wow, well, I did notice that she loves to wear [insert what she is wearing], and her name is [ her name]. Do you think I could get her number?"

Me- *Hands the phone* and make up an excuse to run away like a child (sometimes)

My rate of success went from 30 to 95 percent just by knowing them

Either way, the story's point is that if you word things the right way to get to know your client well enough, anything is possible in persuasion. Just learn how to express your product correctly. I'm going to regret this, I think.

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antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
This will be one of the few times I will ever promote this... but your game is so weak .. Andrew Tate might not even be able to help you.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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antiASKHOLE
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
Was it too much?
CuriousFox
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Absolutely not
SaaSsy
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AE
GIF game on point per usual, lmao!
CuriousFox
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I give where I can ๐ŸฆŠ
HVACexpert
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sales engineer
Lmao the man is already dead from striking out, no need to kill him again lol
antiASKHOLE
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
HAH oops?
Jaytea
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N/A
Idk what ur on I obviously graduated from hustlers university. I teach Andrew tate now
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
Must have been a ChatGPT Template you used above then..
Jaytea
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Naw Iโ€™m google bard
detectivegibbles
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Sales Director
Let's hope you've got killer marketing for inbound leads.
Jaytea
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Glad to u think I get inbound leads from women ๐Ÿ’€
FinanceEngineer
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Sr Director, sales and partnerships
Yeah, everything when boiled down, is just sales. Convince someone of your view or donโ€™t. Itโ€™s just the process of getting there.
Kosta_Konfucius
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Sales Rep
the only thing that is not sales is this
alonzoharris
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Partner Manager
Your rizz is weak
Jaytea
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N/A
What would u do?
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
im really not a fan of this analogy.....i do not connect sales, with "persuasion"
sketchysales
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Sales Manager
yeh nah bro. Definitely no chad here.
Space_Ghost20
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Account Executive
When I was in college I spent 99% of the time when I wasn't in class (and even sometimes when I was supposed to be) playing pickup basketball or flag football, or shit like that.
It was just fun, didn't get anything tangible out of it. The only difference with sales is sometimes you do get something tangible out of it.
Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
This is 100% what every outdated sales person says to make an analogy with sales...when X was in college trying to get a dates...
Hate this shit. Sorry not necessarily you, just the cliche outdated sales garbage.
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