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War Room Party Hangover Special - Creme de la Corp #6 - June 22nd

5 posts from the War Room. Unfiltered reactions from @GeneralCorp . This is the best of the best, or as they say in French because we like to be classy, The Creme de la Corp. It's a slice of piping hot 'tent from the savages for the savages.


In this week's episode, Corporate Bro is recording the day after Bravado's inaugural War Room Rooftop Blowout Casino Night Extravaganza Party. As you can tell from the bags under his eyes and his sickly, clammy skin, it was an extremely fun time filled with laughter, joy, and alcohol. So you missed out if you weren't there.


Keeping with the party theme, Corporate answers questions about networking from @The_Honey_Badger, signs that you may be drunk at work from that absolute sicko @paddy , comments on who the War Room MVP is from @CaneWolf , and tips to make a prospect laugh from @Kinonez . And of course, how to post engaging content and avoid shitposting from the master themselves, @WCK . If you like learning and being entertained by someone who's on their deathbed, please enjoy.


Also quick shoutouts to good comments in here from @BigMeech @goose and all of the MVP candidates that Corp shoutsout at the end of the video. Did Corp survive his hangover? Tune in to next week's Creme de la Corp to find out. 🤙🐬

😂 Sales Humor
👑 Sales Strategy
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paddy
WR Officer
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Account Executive
Absolute sicko? More like absolutely fucking sick.
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
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Agency Recruiter | Coors Knight
I'd take it as a compliment
paddy
WR Officer
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Account Executive
I'm just grateful it didn't come close to what my ex-girlfriend Lisa used to call me. "Paddy, stop ashing your cigarettes on the carpet you degenerate blah blah blah".  
CaneWolf
Politicker
+12
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Can somebody hook Corp up to an IV?
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Or give the man some Kahlua
poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
+9
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
My mans needs to be sponsored by Liquid IV. That’s a travel bag must.
WCK
Notorious Answer
+11
Padre de Tequila, General of the Coors Knights
Corp be HURTIN
I'm just happy to be here
funcoupons
WR Officer
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up in Fiji, under paddy
Appreciate you powering through what looked to be one hell of a hangover to bring us this video. 💕
Incognito
WR Officer
+11
Master of Disaster
I feel like this was a troll vid to make the rest of us very very sorry that we couldn’t make the sweet ass party. 😂 And you were successful. My FOMO is off the charts rn!
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
+13
Account Executive
I really appreciate @GeneralCorp comments regarding ‘sales humor’ posts.

Maybe this isn’t as prominent as of late but… I feel like I’ve seen a lot of OPs complaining about their ‘sales humor’ post(s) getting unjustly downvoted, commenting that people must not realize that the post is tagged as ‘sales humor’ or that no one seems to have a sense of humor around here…

No. The reason tends to be that your post sucks and isn’t funny.

The leading founder and spokesperson for the Bravado WR has basically built his entire following based on highlighting the comedy in sales… Stands to reason the vast majority here appreciates good comedy and wants to laugh. 

I’d say some of the most scrutinized posts have been tagged ‘sales humor’ so just don’t suck and if you swing and miss, take it on the chin and move on.
FarmingU
Politicker
+8
Account Manager
Forgot to attach the video?
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
Get him the Hangover doctors stat. Over/under 3 time puking???
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Senior Account Executive
Poor lil fella needed a cold dark room, a bag of fluids, and some oxygen. 
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
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WR Enthusiast
All good posts!! Let's keep posting engaging content!! 
GDO
Politicker
+7
BDM
Forgot the video?
LordOfWar
Politicker
+7
Director
Some quality coles notes, fam.
Bueller
Politicker
+2
Account Executive
Thanks for this Corp!
goose
Politicker
+11
Sales Executive
Thanks for the mug, Corp.  Get well soon.
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