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Dramatic Email: Blacklisted

Imagine you’re a CIO and you get an unsolicited email. Then imagine you bcc all 3 of your CIO friends and laugh about how you’ll never do business with a company that does the exact same outbound approach as your own. Such is the life is a CIO. Bless em.

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paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

Steve probably berates his wife every night for not refilling the britta

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

tbh if u do this to me I will get angry...i need to stay very hydrated to maintain my angelic glow, so don't fuck around.

MassholeMovesWest

WR Officer

Account Executive

I mean do you just quit sales after this?

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Can't feel shame without a soul Steve. I'll reach out again next quarter.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Don't you already have him on a cadence and you'll call him next week?

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

I'm gonna let him get comfortable thinking I'm gone first....

Muah ha ha...

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Leave Steve alone, being a massive nerd and having a -2.5 inch penis is enough of a struggle.

GeneralCorp

Notable Contributor

General of The War Room

😂 😂

playerone

Politicker

Regional Account Executive

Reminds me of the time I called someone my company quoted at 7PM and I got a 3-minute lecture on that's not the way to do business. We were connected on LI and he made some post about how your reps need to be willing to make late night deals lol

DungeonsNDemos

Big Shot

Rolling 20's all day

To whom it may concern, I enjoyed this video.

Temlehgib

Strategic Sales Executive

I had a VP of sales on Linkedin respond back about a well crafted cold email. Not a system email. I put in some time. I responded back by asking how many cold calls he required his team to make. When he responded all puffy chested, I then sent him this link: https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/sociopath

salesboomer

Member

Senior Sales Executive

Steve has friends???

TreTime

Catalyst

Account Executive

Crazy take - but you have to blame Marketing on this one ☝️

TennisandSales

Politicker

Head Of Sales

haha wow what an ass. I love that he thinks he has the power to have his "CIO Buddies" not work with him because of one email. get your big ass ego out of here brahhh.

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