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New Corporate Bro Cold-Call Reenactment

Ayeee fam. Little early release of our newest cold call reenactment. We have a few more coming up as well!


If you have any SHORT 1:30 or less savage cold calls, send em our way to unsubscribe@corporatebro.com


SADNESS


corp

๐Ÿ˜‚ Sales Humor
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CadenceCombat
Tycoon
+13
Account Executive
โ€œWas that a whistle?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Love this as a recurring segment.
LordBusiness
Politicker
+7
Chief Revenue Officer
I'm going to be honest here -- I can't STAND local dialers.ย  The only folks who call me from local numbers are my doctors and my kids school - and when I see those numbers its usually not a good thing.ย  I know the data says otherwise on improved connect rates, so I struggle with my stance here but local dialers drive me insane.ย 
SalesSpectre
Opinionated
+5
AE
I cold call...I hate local dialers. It literally starts the conversation and relationship off on a lie. It is intentionally misleading...which is manipulative..so yes I agree. If you need tricks and gimmicks like that to hit quota and open opps then sales aint for you.ย 
DwightsEgo
Politicker
+3
BDR Manager
I have similar sentiments...local dialers in some cases presents an additional layer of objections needing to get over.
salesmanager80
Good Citizen
Sales Manager
Just like direct mail used to be, local presence is a thing of the past.ย  It'll probably be relevant again in 3 years.
Enrossie
Good Citizen
Sales Development Rep
I see that. It has been useful for when calling other countries I can provide a local number for them to call back so they don't need to make a long distance call to the US.
BigMeech
WR Officer
+11
Coors Light Advocate
I don't pick up unknown numbers from my area code anymore
Simo
Politicker
+7
Director of Sales
Same! I know its a cold call or spamย 
Simo
Politicker
+7
Director of Sales
Totally agree

NoSuperhero
Politicker
+6
BDR
well for me it helps for people to pick up, i work EMEA and it definitely gets me more pick ups.
BlueJays2591
Politicker
+6
Business Development Manager
If I see local dialers, I immediately think it's going to be someone telling me my auto warranty has expired. We have the option to call through our personal cell or a local number, which I'm not a fan of either.ย 
antiASKHOLE
Politicker
+8
Inside Sales Lead
"Sir, there is no need for profanity"ย 
MrWhite
Sales Associate
''Leave my mother out of this'' HAHAHAHAHA What a boss!
Enrossie
Good Citizen
Sales Development Rep
That is a clutch retort. Not offensive, accurate, and will probably piss them off even more!
el_dude
Good Citizen
Industry Market Leader - Sales and Delivery
best line of the whole thing!!
Incognito
Arsonist
+9
Master of Disaster
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

the whistle.ย 

ded.ย 
Ho
Hocael
Fire Starter
Partner Manager
Was that a rape whistle? ๐Ÿคฃ
Robot
Politicker
+6
Regional Sales Manager
Yesssssss!!!!ย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Needer of Life Alert
The whistle sent me ๐Ÿคฃ
DwightsEgo
Politicker
+3
BDR Manager
legitimately yelled "A WHISTLE?!?!"ย 
Captain_Q
Arsonist
+8
Sr. Account Executive
Local dialers are for collection companies and pussies....just sayin'
SaaSsy
Politicker
+2
Sales Executive
Wow, ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm feeling just great about my calls today, thanks for the inspo!
bartonmyfrench
Contributor
Account Executive II
I need to find that guys numberย 
NorthernSalesGuru
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
Lmao.ย 

we need more sharing of experiences like this!
Taprap
Strategic Partnership Manager
I agree I need to start recording all my calls.
NoSuperhero
Politicker
+6
BDR
Leave my mother out of this hahahahahahahah
TheWolfofGlengarry
Opinionated
+1
Global Account Manager
Epic. I need a whistle for all my cold calls.
shaquille_oatmeal
WR Lieutenant
+3
I'd like to circle back
Corp's hair ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm dead. Everything about this was on point.
WillSell4Commish
Opinionated
+3
VP of Deez
"No need for profanity"ย 
*Profanity ensues*ย 
CaneWolf
Politicker
+12
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
I have many, many questions about this guy but number one is why he just happens to have a whistle sitting around. Is this something he does to cold callers regularly?
GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
+14
General of The War Room
Literally. No idea lol.
Re
RedLightning
Politicker
+7
Mid-Market AE
Maybe he's sick of people running by his pool
GlassSlinger
Opinionated
+5
Carrier & Wholesale Development
Amazing, have to hand it to the savage.ย  His responses were on point.
beachNsales
Politicker
+3
Account Executive
the whistle.... funniest things ive seen in a while
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
I am weak ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
softwarebro
Politicker
+4
Director of Sales
LOL
Rissole
Fire Starter
+1
Senior BDM
Best one yet!ย 
TheJohnDalyofSales
Valued Contributor
+3
SDR Manger
This had meย dying. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Molokomjolk
Opinionated
+1
Sales Director
This is the best one so far. Watched it like 10 times.
GetAHobby
Arsonist
+8
RVP Sales
I need to carry a whistle with me no full time
ThatIoTGuy
Contributor
+2
Director of IoT Sales
GOLD!
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
+13
Account Executive
@GeneralCorp quick question. Was the eye-roll improvised? Fucking gold.
GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
+14
General of The War Room
Indeed it was!
coldcaller
Fire Starter
BDR
I need "was that a whistle?!?" merch NOW!!
Tres_Comas
Politicker
+6
Account Executive
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
TheQueenofDiamonds
Valued Contributor
+4
Account Executive
Is that hand cream you are eating there? ๐Ÿฅด
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