Every Carol/ Doris/ Cheryl who is a gatekeeper and tells me they are not interested without talking to any decision-maker looks like this.
Show me a more accurate picture.... I'll wait
Hotlead
Every Shitty Gatekeeper Looks Like This
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โIโM his Executive Assistant and I determine who needs to speak to him.โ
Not bad, haircut says it allย
all gatekeepers as Karens is easy to imagine hahaha
Hahaha YES fuccck me.
this image is the most accurate i've seen. Quite literally who I imagine when I get a rude receptionist or secretary LMAO!
Idk mine feel more like Gandalf. In their heads I feel like they they think they are on some holy crusade to keep the heathens out of the corner office
All high and mighty and think they are doing gods work or something lmao I get it
googled Karen and this is one of the first pics that showed up, going to be tough to beat
Shit, she needs to layoff the coffee
I think coffee is the least of her worries
Uk gatekeepers be likeย
Haven't experienced this yet but I'm sure this is correctย
to give you some context - enjoy lolย
https://youtu.be/mWBFDhNFhJw
https://youtu.be/mWBFDhNFhJw
Hotlead I want to congratulate, now this is some f'ing content.ย
Itโs shit post Friday my dude
I missed it! Catching up now though ๐
Lmaooooo too accurate
I can hear the same 4, who are you where are you calling from what is this regarding and are they expecting your call in her voice with a angry grunt/sigh in there
"Are they expecting your call?"
"they better be"
"they better be"
How dare you speak ill of the most decorated undercover operative in all the known worlds!
fack emย
Been a while since I saw that movie but wasn't the big reveal that she actually ran shit at the end?
Hahahaha THIS IS SOOOOO real
If you know you know
Every time I deal with a Carol I just hear Charlie yelling about Carol and Pepe Silvia.
โThey wonโt be interested donโt botherโ
Send an email
โYes, this would help, can we have a meetingโ
Sweet satisfaction.
Not in those words obviously haha
truthย
I also do love when you email the ceo after a โnoโ from their colleague and they CC that colleague into the email with interest. That my friend always deserves a chilled beer to sink in the satisfaction.
hahahahaย
this cant be more accurate on an enterprise deal i'm working right now.ย I've legit been on the one yard line - the other players keep calling and asking if we are ready to go, and I'm basically telling them their gatekeeper is the only thing keeping us from going live.
lol
Preach
Hahaha YES fuck me.
do companies still have gatekeepers?
yes..
Iโm intrigued on this one hahahah
Has anyone else had a gatekeeper ask for a phone number? Like a personal number in a flirty way?
Tbh I really imagine them like this. Even if they sound young
NICE!!! This is how you close in insurance 98% of the time. You gotta take the prospects out, get them shitfaced, give no fucks and shoot your shot.
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