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Facebook Horizon Workspaces

A company that let elder millennials social network and post hook ups in college and now caters to boomers whom miss sending emails with subject lines that say “FW: FW: FW: FW:FW:RE you won’t believe this” announced their attempt at making real life work meetings worse by trying to turn it in The Sims.


Anyone looking forward to this? I’m a hard no, if you couldn’t tell.

Interested in Horizon workspaces?

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WR Officer
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At this point, Facebook is the 55 year old man with a cheap toupee lurking in the corner looking sweaty and desperate at a club filled with 21 year olds. 
RealPatrickBateman
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Spicy, yet incredibly ACCURATE take here. 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Wait till Facebook is forced to sell IG and WhatsApp by the FCC (currently being 'requested' to). That platform will become a barren wasteland. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I loathe Facebook. So naturally this is the first I've heard of this product. Still voted no.
RealPatrickBateman
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Facebook is worse than LinkedIn = FACTS
UrAssIsSaaS
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SaaS Eater
This makes as much sense as OnlyFans banning porn
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
Don't trust the zuc. He's secretly a reptile anyway.. 🦎
alecabral
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Director - Digital Sales Transformation
Loved the way you described it lol
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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I love Facebook for connecting with family like the next person, but no way I want work on there.

Some crazy twice removed bitch aunt will DM my boss to tell them how I lied when I was 12 and to pray for me. Then I'll have that awkward conversation in HR and I'll have to say, 'my bad' and then I'll move on.
SADNES5
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down voters are marketing spies
What kind of boomer thing is this, I thought it was a joke. Wow.
Beans
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Enterprise Account Executive
Horrible demo.

I'd quit if this is was implemented. 

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