Flash Drive Mishap

Going over new outreach strategies and bossman gives me a flash drive with thousands of prospects organized in an extremely helpful way. I set said flash drive on my kitchen table when I got home. After I showered I noticed that the flash drive was missing..


Absolutely befuddled, I had no idea how I was going to tell my boss that I don't have the flash drive because it disappeared while I was in the shower. In absolute panic mode, I decide not to tell my boss and see how long I can go without it.


The very next day I woke up to my dog-Luigi-taking a big ol' dumperooski on the kitchen floor. I wasn't even upset when I saw the flash drive sticking out of the poo like lost treasure.

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SaaSguy
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Account Executive
Thats one way to qualify leads
CuriousFox
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Eeeewwww! Happy Friday, am I right? ๐Ÿคฃ
Blackwargreymon
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MDR
Why would he put that on a flashdrive?
SlinginSoftware
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Account Executive
The craziest part of the story is that I didn't know people still used flash drives haha
GDO
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BDM
Why would he put that on a flashdrive? At least it s a good story
Fenderbaum
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Ouch for Luigi.
Clashingsoulsspell
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ISR
I would be hot and if I had multiple AEs I would just focus on scheduling with my other AEs and leave this guy out to dry.
Error32
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ISR
I would be hot and if I had multiple AEs I would just focus on scheduling with my other AEs and leave this guy out to dry. What a dick move to promise a trip and then take it away because you did what was asked
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