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Fuck, Marry, Kill

Just for the laughs. You know what to do: Kill, Marry, Fuck:  😹 


  1. Jeff Bezos
  2. Bill Gates
  3. Elon Musk


Feel free to make your own! 🤩 


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Also who is most likely to survive being stranded on a lonely island?


  1. Jeff Bezos
  2. Bill Gates
  3. Elon Musk

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Who is most likely to survive being stranded on a lonely island?

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Elon is by far the biggest weirdo. He'd probably enjoy being on the island. 

FMK?

They're all pretty unappealing, but:

Marry: Bezos. Mans was dumb enough to marry his first wife without a prenup and now she's a billionaire. I want a piece of that bag. $$$

Fuck: Elon is the least ugly and probably into some fun freaky shit so sure.

Kill: Sorry Bill.
papaganoush
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Onboarding Coach
Agreed. Elon is a kinkster 4sho💀
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Big time boo boo kitty energy
braintank
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Enterprise Account Executive
I'll just leave this here... 
CuriousFox
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Bruh, when I saw him on the cover of Time my first thought was "this man's barber HATES him." Like honestly...what the fuck. Edward Scissorhands could have given him a better hairstyle.
braintank
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Enterprise Account Executive
This is what an OG tech fuck boi looks like!
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WR Officer
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On his way to fuck ur bitch fer sure
braintank
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
"Ma'am -- there's nothing Micro...or Soft... about me"
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WR Officer
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I'm working on expanding my hard drive capabilities...*pushes up glasses*
procurementdevil
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AE
Im crying 😂
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WR Officer
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Not the first or last time I’ll have made an SDR cry. 
Annonny
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Account Executive
LMFAO Elon for sure is freak ROFL 
youngsmoky
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Senior Account Executive
Azelia Banks said as much. Apparently he forces Grimes into an open relationship because he wasn't "satisfied." Azelia is also crazy for real, so take that with a grain of salt.
CuriousFox
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@FamilyTruckster this feels like it needs your answer 😆
CuriousFox
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@Chep where's your answer?!
Chep
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Fuck Bezos, Marry Elon, Kill Bill. Bezos prob an absolute freak in the sheets have you seen him force a laugh? Elon has my heart after absolutely roasting senators who yell out BS like tax the rich when in reality the net worth of these three couldn't fix the spending problem the U.S government has and Bill Gates just seems like a weirdo recently. 
CuriousFox
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I knew you wouldn't disappoint 😎
papaganoush
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Onboarding Coach
@Chep @CuriousFox literally laughing right now hahaha
LordOfWar
Tycoon
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Blow it up
F Elon
M Bezos
K Bill - not hatin, just the last to be picked
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LordOfWar absolutely DESTROYS Elon Musk and marries Jeff Bezos POV
LordOfWar
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Blow it up
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WR Officer
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I am deceased hahahaha
papaganoush
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Onboarding Coach
Why everyone wanna kill Bill, hahaha
LordOfWar
Tycoon
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I think it's more that he is the last pick than it is anyone wants to kill him.

Also, the movie.
papaganoush
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Onboarding Coach
quentin tarantino would probably agree
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Elon is a cyborg, so he doesn't need food or water. He's also powered via a solar system. Soooooo there's your answer.
papaganoush
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Onboarding Coach
Also he can probably build rockets using saltwater and coconuts 🥥
sugardaddy
Politicker
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Elon. He can build a fucking hoverboard from wood and sand! 🔥
papaganoush
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Onboarding Coach
Easily!! The real challenge would be stopping him from building it
RealPatrickBateman
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Question.... Can I marry one and kill two? 
papaganoush
Opinionated
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Onboarding Coach
How about kill one - Marry two?
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
No, I don't live in Utah so Polygamy is illegal. Plus, I want to kill two 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Kill em boo. We have George to think about.
RealPatrickBateman
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
@CuriousFox You just get me...
SaaSsy
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AE
Marry Bill, Fuck Jeff and Kill Elon.
youngsmoky
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Senior Account Executive
Agreed. Give Bill an open marriage (just don't hit on coworkers, dude) and get an indecent proposal from Jeff. Plus he's cut.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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You know Jeff would be insane 🤣
SaaSsy
Politicker
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AE
There’s just something about him…
NoSuperhero
Politicker
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BDR LEAD
For some reason I feel anybody stranded out there with these guys, WE WOULD FUCKING DIE FIRST. Sneaky bastards would kill us in our sleep. 
youngsmoky
Celebrated Contributor
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Senior Account Executive
100%! Even if it was just to use your clothes for shelter (or your glasses...)
crusherdestroyer
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account executive
easiest FMK i've ever seen

Kill Gates
Fuck Bezos
Marry Elon
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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NO. No…no no nonono

i already answered this perfectly a few months ago.

f - Marissa Mayer (pre-yahoo)
m- Marissa Mayer (yahoo)
k- Marissa Mayer (post-yahoo)

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