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CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
What’s your favorite CRM?
paddy
WR Officer
10
Director of Business Development
Don't use one. CRM's are for the weak, the untrained, and the feeble-minded. A good account executive has a photographic memory and retains every single data point in the back of their mind.
CoorsKing
WR Officer
7
Retired King of the Coors Knights
I personally write notes on my Kahlua labels before pounding it, I feel like I then retain the info through osmosis 
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
👑
1. What the hell were you doing in the basement last night? I heard the most ridiculous noises. Please be more respectful, you already wear me out when I'm awake and I need my beauty sleep.

2. Why are you the greatest poster the WR has ever seen? 

3. Do you prefer the name Dan, Gary, or Grant for our first son? 

xoxo love u
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
1. It was a long night and one of my interns wasn't cooperating so I had to use gardening tools. They were hard to find so you probably heard me scouring for them in the bin.

2. Because I'm authentic.

3. I prefer the name Dan, but you can call me Mr. $75k.
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
Ok, I guess I wasn't clear enough when I said to keep your hoes neatly organized...I meant both the females and the garden tools.

Steak for dinner tonite, dessert is a surprise...;) See u l8er
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
7
☕️
I have a trio of questions for you.

1) Is the LA SaaS scene growing, and do you think it can compete with San Francisco, Boston, NYC, Austin, etc?
2) If you could work for any company in the world right now, which would it be and why?
3) What's your preferred cig for burning the interns? I'd imagine the longer burners like Pall Mall 120s would be ideal. More bang for the buck per dart.
paddy
WR Officer
6
Director of Business Development
1). Yes, it's growing big. Ever heard of Silicon Beach, bro??
2). I would work for myself because I'm my own boss. I answer to nobody.
3). Pall Mall 120's are great for longer burns but they're less intense. The Marlboro Reds will inflict a greater degree of pain.
BmajoR
Arsonist
7
Account Executive
If you could eat one crayon for the rest of your life, what color would it be?
paddy
WR Officer
7
Director of Business Development
This is a tough one. I think I'd have to go with magenta because that's the only printer toner I use now after that 1986 mishap with my secretary.
BmajoR
Arsonist
6
Account Executive
What's your OTE?
paddy
WR Officer
8
Director of Business Development
Great question!
Thesamiam13x
Celebrated Contributor
5
Sales
Can I work remotely with you?
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
Send me your resume and a box of cigars and we can discuss.
Thesamiam13x
Celebrated Contributor
0
Sales
What kind you like lol

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