Yeah... I'd bet this really happened exactly like it's described.
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I don't see the problem with cold calling people at 6am. If anything, he should have called earlier. I like to hit people with a brisk 4am cold call. When they answer, I just start breathing heavily in the phone and tell them to walk outside naked. If they don't oblige, then my predator drone is on standby. Works every time
Ultimate pattern interrupt. Thanks for the advice Paddy
Why are these mouth breathers so obsessed with the โenterโ key?ย
Spacing between sentences or complete ideas are taught to be more attractive formatting in copy write teachings. I agree, instead of a big block of the whole story. But it doesn't need to be used for every SINGLE SENTENCE
It makes people more likely to read it. It spaces out the text to make it look like less to read and easier to consume. Some people definitely over do it though.
How does it look?ย
When I do this?
Do you think my parents loved me as a child?
Or was I left out in the cold alone?
I should probably go get therapy, instead of posting on the internet to strangers?
But if you did, own it?
Thoughts?ย
When I do this?
Do you think my parents loved me as a child?
Or was I left out in the cold alone?
I should probably go get therapy, instead of posting on the internet to strangers?
But if you did, own it?
Thoughts?ย
And the person I called -- it was Bill Gates!
And then everybody clapped
Oh I'm sure this is a true story, like everything else on the internet.ย
I can't wait to be LinkedIn famous so I can lie about my insane grind ethic waking people up...F*$# sleep.
hahahaha!!! yeah ZERO PERCENT CHANCE this actually happened.ย
Seems plausible.
Also definitely ways to figure out the difference between a DC and Washington state phone number
Also definitely ways to figure out the difference between a DC and Washington state phone number
IT TURNED OUT THE DOG WAS THE CEO DOING THE INTERVIEWS. #BLESSED #YOUNEVERKNOW #TOOMANYCHROMOSOMES
and for my next trick I will make my career dissapear
Well..no joke I did accidentally do this once and still got a demo booked. I sent him a Starbucks gift card with a note saying, โSorry to wake you up so early. Hereโs something to help keep you up. Sincerely, the jerk from XXXXXโ
He called me back and asked to know more. Super nice dude who ended up buying. I still feel bad to this day about it lol
He called me back and asked to know more. Super nice dude who ended up buying. I still feel bad to this day about it lol
Thereโs no way that call went THAT well. Not the worst trick to try but I doubt that scored that rep a demo.
Shocker. His other posts suck too
Smile and dial... before you brush your teeth!
I don't see the problem with cold calling people at 6am. If anything, he should have called earlier. I like to hit people with a brisk 4am cold call.
yeah, this didn't happenย
I love all the โsales coachesโ out there who were fired from the only real sales gig they ever had where they were a complete order taker rather than actually generating business. Then after theyโre fired they think, โfuck- Iโm DEFINITELY an expert in sales nowโ and start posting complete fabrications like this one. Makes me wanna pull my hair out before vomiting on his shoes.
Probably spent more time drafting that post than making calls
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