and then the next day he made a cold call for me to Jeff Bezos and sold $10 Billion of my product! Wow!
SaaSsy
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AE
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InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
7
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
tldr; smacked a child on the street instead.ย
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
1
SaaS Eater
This is the breakdown i was looking for
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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๐ฆ
Thank you. I appreciate good Spark Notes.
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
๐
This post took a year off my life.ย
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
5
sales
I ask my 7 year old how her day was and she says, 'good'.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
๐ฆ
I do this now.
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
0
VP of Sales
When you parent, you should deliver feedback in the form of: - a good thing - a bad thing - another good thing. . We call that a shit sandwich
1nbatopshotfan
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4
Sales
0% true. She should be banished from posting for a year.ย
ryan_howard
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Director, Business Development
Should be shot execution style
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
4
โ๏ธ
Unlike your username, that's NOT what she said.
TheOverTaker
Politicker
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Senior Account Executive
Not mentioned is how this kid also has a genius level IQ, can play the piano better than Beethoven, and killed his first elk at 5 with a homemade bow and arrow. Im thankful this mom is so humbleย
Diablo
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Sr. AE
This was heights of maturity at 7ย
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
1
SaaS Eater
Ruthkanda forever. Real ones will know what Im talking about
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Iโll take things that didnโt happen for 1000
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Ahem...BULLSHIT.
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
1
Account Executive
love the fake speaking errors thrown in there to make it sound more realistic
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐ฐ
At 7, my little boy wanted to know when he could get a new baseball bat or why his older sister was such a pain.ย ย I guess that's why I'm not an influencer, then.ย ย
shrugs
LilSaaSX
Executive
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Enterprise AE
Liesaminnelli Tiffany! ๐คฎ And then you proceeded to read your 7 yr old Atomic Habits as a bed time story right? GFY Even geniuses eat their boogers at 7
FinanceEngineer
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Sr Director, sales and partnerships
I just want to report all of these as fake news on LinkedIn. It's just such a pain in the ass to see these BS stories from "influencers" that don't really do anything.
sales4lyf
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Business Development Manager
i hate every word of thisย
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
lol
Woody
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Business Development Executive
I'm leaving my job to focus on a plan to keep insufferable idiots from having money and position.ย
DataSlangah
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SAE
I would have put him on a PIP and tried to have him Exited by next month.ย ย
LordBusiness
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Chief Revenue Officer
I've got a lot of kids (ranging in ages from 18 to 6) and not ONCE has any of them ever said "how could I improve for next week Dad?" --ย Seriously WTF.ย
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