I'll start...
Vacation approved. Sends tasks anyway. 'Urgent ones'
Let's hear it!
Gasty
My Manager Did What? [7 words or less]
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My kid could do this better
and yet failed 7th standard, twice
Lol I'm embarrassed... math outside commission and money is my downfall in life. Anyway... ahem... My kid could have done this better.
I have an 18 month old and he can do most things better.
Iโm putting my kid in a PIP - poop improvement program
Get cerabelly bars/pouches. The mix just makes poop happen. My 18 month old makes it work with them
Every sales manager on LinkedIn thinks their kid is a sales prodigy
Not just on LinkedIn! My old manager said this out loud in a forecast call to my colleague. I was like what is this call ๐ฟ
Sends list of books. Will test us.
Lol thatโs just crazy. Unless you can use company time to read them ๐
Score <90/100 in Book Quiz? PIP!!
lol that's the only thing remaining. Restructuring effect ๐คฃ
This is absolute bonkers ! My ex-manager too did this. He asked us to read a book, and started asking random viva questions a week later and then acted disappointed that we hadn't even started reading.
Asked if I updated Salesforce upon hanging-up.
hang-up on him next time and log on SF
Fucking shit the bed, again.
(Thankfully this hasn't happened for awhile)
(Thankfully this hasn't happened for awhile)
Figuratively or literally?
Probably both, realistically
Missed training. Not on my calendar, though!
I didn't put you in #SalesTeam email group even after your 7-year anniversary?
๐ yea I guess Iโm fired!
Dude - my Outlook calendar has eaten meetings. I'll get an IM "are you joining"? and ... no meeting on the calendar.
Those are the worst, with last minute invites that you donโt see because it was within 10 minutes of the meeting starting
Or standing meetings that have gotten moved one too many times and peace out.
Anything that's not on my calendar, or was put 10-15 minutes before the start time, is definitely not something I attend. Even if that's important and even if I am not doing anything important - I won't join.
I am called "a bitch", I guess I wake up to do justice to it everyday.
I am called "a bitch", I guess I wake up to do justice to it everyday.
I had a bad fight with another AE one time at about a project, I basically accused of being sleazy and muscling his way into a job, needless to say lots of adult worlds were used. I talked to my boss about the culture issue, and he said this to me
โyou fuck him, next-time he fucks youโ
So that was funโฆ.
โyou fuck him, next-time he fucks youโ
So that was funโฆ.
War room,
We have a winner here
We have a winner here
Lol thanks? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ค
Include me. Declines every single meeting invite.
Prefers internal team 1:1s with monotnous agendas, over prospect meetings? Not the first one.
Ha ha ha ha, this hurts my soul on so many levels. I had my CEO at a start up ask for this and then never came to any meetings.
This is my skip level manager. Goes through phases (about every 6 mos) where he wants to have the option to join reps. Never attends any of my meetings.
Review Pipeline, Hour passes, Review Pipeline. Repeat.
Review the review meeting (inception-ize it!)
Asks for two contradictory things.
You need to be more strategic with your outreach;
Why are your activity levels so god-damned low?
Why are your activity levels so god-damned low?
Read my mind.
You are too focused on getting this exactly right. You need to just start getting outreach out the door - guarantee it's better than what's happening today.
Also my manager: have you checked news sources for quotes from the C level? Read the 10-K? Found out their position on x capability? Built out compelling messaging to speak to their vision?
You are too focused on getting this exactly right. You need to just start getting outreach out the door - guarantee it's better than what's happening today.
Also my manager: have you checked news sources for quotes from the C level? Read the 10-K? Found out their position on x capability? Built out compelling messaging to speak to their vision?
Number 1 closer, still get BS.
It's the song that never ends...
Lamb chop ๐๐คฃ๐
Emailed my champion telling them they need to finalize the PO in week. This was done without my knowledge. Imagine my surprise fielding a very angry phone call from my champ.
Kill deal. Act stupidly confident.
Reviews pipeline, asks where stage 3's are
"Admin is as important as selling"
except for, itโs not
I'm running out of creative ways to tell him that!
Spends entire team meeting discussing his grit
Made it up as he went along.
"I am unwell, I won't be able to come to work tomorrow" a text sent to my manager a day before, at around 6Pm.
She still proceeds to call me at 1am because she was working on something and was stuck - and only I had that piece of information.
A FREAKING CALL AT 2AM !!!! WHILE I HAD FEVER !!!!
She still proceeds to call me at 1am because she was working on something and was stuck - and only I had that piece of information.
A FREAKING CALL AT 2AM !!!! WHILE I HAD FEVER !!!!
He quitโฆ
War Room,
We have another winner here.
Lol I wish I could lose then
Is it legal to contact an employee while on pto?
Got sloppy at the happy hour, again.
No showed big sales meetings. Four times.
including but not limited to; pfizer, astra zeneca, ecovadis
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