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Revealing my identity

This is no longer fun for me and I may as well tell you who I really am.

it's going to take a second to find out

scroll for the big reveal

no, really, keep going






Your mom

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April Fools, sucka.
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jefe
Arsonist
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
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Heh. GOT EM
oldcloser
Arsonist
5
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yeah, whatever... Where's dad!?!
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
1
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Heโ€™s as lost as that mega whale deal you dropped last quarter.
oldcloser
Arsonist
1
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Hope killer!
Space_Ghost20
Valued Contributor
4
Account Executive
Well, if we're revealing identities, I'm Tad Ghostal. I have a hit song about a knife, and yes, I'm married.
detectivegibbles
Politicker
4
Sales Director
Love a good your mom joke
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
4
Bravado's Resident Asshole
no big deal. I knew you were on here too, mom.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
0
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I taught you everything you know, son.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
0
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Especially the sales at the corner. Learned from the best!
Justatitle
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
I clicked on this knowing it was 99% an april fools joke
HVACexpert
Politicker
3
sales engineer
I thought all the AI talk finally broke you for a second.
lowhangersalesbanger
Executive
3
Director of Sales
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poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
1
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I like your attitude.


April fools!
lowhangersalesbanger
Executive
2
Director of Sales
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Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
3
Sales Rep
In the spirit of revealing our identity, I am Sam Bankman-Fried. I got a pretty good burner in the cell
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
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Did you pay Tom Brady enough hush money?
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
2
Sales Rep
Did it patriots style, all to his foundation
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
All this time I thought you were @LambyCorn 's mom. Damn.
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
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Poor Lamby. This will never die.but she is hot.. just sayin.
LambyCorn
Arsonist
1
A mfkn E
you truly are sick sick mfs
Sunbunny31
Politicker
0
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Welcome back!
Pachacuti
Politicker
3
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
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wwwb2b
Personal Narrative
2
AI Advisor
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0
Retired Sales Professional
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚
Beans
Big Shot
0
Enterprise Account Executive
Fuck a face reveal how bout a foot reveal.

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