Sales People Hobbies or How I learned to Love Birding

My people,


What are some hobbies you've picked up or do to feel alive? I'm a big believer in not monetizing your hobbies so they stay that way but I'm always blown away by the range of hobbies for sales folks. Everything from wine collecting to birding to sailing to amateur florist creations - I've heard it all and love it.


What's keep you all active and alive outside of closing BALLER ASS deals? I put a poll up to see if people are more indoor or outdoor but want to hear what else you do!


As always, let's get this bread.


Your Pal,


Bonez

Hobbies?

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oldcloser
Arsonist
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💀
I play the bass guitar. Preferred genre, prog rock. Favorite bands and most influential players: Yes, Chis Squire - Rush, Geddy Lee. Been at it as long as I’ve been selling. Keeps me sane.
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
I play drums so we can start an anonymous War Room band. Everyone meet in LA in ski masks.

Playing music is such a good stress relief and helps keep a different side of your brain active.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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💀
Totally! If ever you find a sane way to record, I’ll lay it down on top. If anyone around here plays keyboard or guitar we can just send files back and forth. It’s a blast to see what shows up.
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
That would be so sick honestly. I’ve been debating getting an electric kit just to record / play with music / not anger the neighbors. This sounds like a great excuse to buy it…
oldcloser
Arsonist
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💀
BUY IT!!!! But yeah- I’m biased. I’m 100% down with a WR Anonband.
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
Hell yeah! When I close a few deals at my new spot this may be my treat to myself!!
J.J.McLure
Politicker
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Owner at *redacted*
Im up for this! I slap the bass too and a little guitar. My kid is getting into drums and I want an electric kit “for him”
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
My favorite thing as a parent are the gifts for your kids that are secretly for you.

Let’s see if we can make this work…
oldcloser
Arsonist
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💀
“Sloppy Pitch and the Bitches”
oldcloser
Arsonist
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💀
We could start with a cover of Steely Dan’s Ricky Don’t Miss Your Number, Then hit Paul Simon’s 50 ways to miss your quota.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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💀
Wait to call back, Jack. Don’t pick up the phones, bones, get your self canned, Stan…
J.J.McLure
Politicker
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Owner at *redacted*
“Don’t forget me”-RHCP words need to be changed a bit but the bass player gets to play chords!
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
I’m here for this. I want nothing more.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I’m in!!! Singer/back up singer or percussion.
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
LFG
oldcloser
Arsonist
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💀
We got bunny on vocals and the cow bell! Let’s hit @Gasty up for mics, audio interfaces, and an electronic drum kit in the commish store. Dead serious. We’re gonna do this.
J.J.McLure
Politicker
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Owner at *redacted*
I got ChatGPT to rewrite “personal Jesus” about sales, it did not disappoint

“Reach out and touch leads” 😂



(Verse 1)
Your salesperson, reach out and touch leads,
Find them where they are, fulfill their needs,
You'll close the deals, make them believe,
Your personal sales, they will achieve.

(Chorus)
Reach out, sell more, make it your goal,
Your personal sales, in control,
Whisper your pitch, make them feel fine,
Your personal sales, divine.

(Verse 2)
Your phone's a shrine, where prospects pray,
To find the product that lights their way,
In every call, you'll make them see,
Your salesmanship, their remedy.

(Chorus)
Reach out, sell more, make it your goal,
Your personal sales, in control,
Whisper your pitch, make them feel fine,
Your personal sales, divine.

(Bridge)
Deals are waiting, just a call away,
Your persistence, leads to payday,
In the sales game, you're the one they trust,
Your personal touch, it's a must.

(Chorus)
Reach out, sell more, make it your goal,
Your personal sales, in control,
Whisper your pitch, make them feel fine,
Your personal sales, divine.

(Outro)
Your personal sales, divine.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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This is incredible.
medhardwaredr
Opinionated
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Director of Sales NA
This has got to be my favorite string of posts I’ve seen since joinging the WR!
jefe
Arsonist
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Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Hiking, casual wildlife watching. Also reading, drawing, and puzzles.

Sudoku and crosswords to stay sharp.
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
I’m with you on the first two for sure. I, for the life of me, cannot get into puzzles. I feel like so many people love them and I’m just like why the fuck don’t these pieces fit. It’s definitely a me problem.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
It’s definitely a love/hate thing with puzzles. I just started a 1500 piece one and for sure didn’t find all the edge pieces yet, and I can tell this is going to be an absolute beast. Yay?
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
Hahaha now it makes more sense.
jefe
Arsonist
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🍁
All good things, I'm just starting to puzzle - my wife has done many but I don't think I'd done one since elementary school.

I do like crosswords, but I just don't get Sudoku. I'm sure I can figure it out as I'm generally not a dummy, but I've just never had it click. I much prefer words to numbers - except the ones on my commission cheques.
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
Crosswords are fun but when they get too difficult I tend to fake a headache and just casually forget I was doing it. Can’t lose if you never finish baby!!
jefe
Arsonist
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🍁
Hahaha I know the feeling. Can’t handle those cryptic ones.
medhardwaredr
Opinionated
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Director of Sales NA
Fishing, Golf, skiing, gaming, anything to do with water.
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
I love the water too. Walking by the ocean is maybe my favorite thing. I may try scuba soon.

Actually I’m trying to get more into fishing. Any tips for starting with a rod and gear that’s suitable for lakes or oceans?
medhardwaredr
Opinionated
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Director of Sales NA
Nice! Water life is the best! For rods and reels there are so many options I could go on forever. I would go to your local pro shop or large retailer with $300 and they’ll get you what you need. Fishing is such a great release so try it a few times. You be hooked:)
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
10/10 pun. Maybe I’ll trek out to Bass Pro soon. I know there’s some great shops by the ocean. I’ll make a day of it! Want to start with a lake then get some ocean fishing in. Thanks for the advice!
J.J.McLure
Politicker
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Owner at *redacted*
I love working on cars and driving, occasionally on track.

And I’ve been boxing for a couple years now, started as a way to get some exercise and release frustration but my competitive side came out and now I’m having fun in the ring too
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
I wish I knew cars better but my dad wasn’t the type to teach me that sadly. Always jealous of people with tons of car knowledge.

I love boxing, Muay Thai, and BJJ! Started the same and got super into it. Great way to stay in shape and humble yourself.
J.J.McLure
Politicker
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Owner at *redacted*
Nothing like getting your ass kicked by someone smaller than you to stay humble! 😂

My dad didn’t teach me anything either, but I was into cars so I got a job for a couple years at a shop that built hot rods and restored old cars. And there’s always the university of YouTube. What kind of cars are you into?
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
Haha my first BJJ class a 19 year old woman who is maybe less than half my wait kicked my ass and I immediately knew I needed to stay humble.

I’ve kinda become obsessed with electric cars and how they work. If I could learn to work on them I’d be the king of the castle.
J.J.McLure
Politicker
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Owner at *redacted*
Oh man, I’m happy I haven’t had to fight a woman, I just know I couldn’t go 100%

I just cannot get into electric cars, I’ve driven a few and they are definitely fast but I miss the engagement. I like shifting and feeling like I’m part of the car. I can’t help but feel like I’m an afterthought in an electric car
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
Haha dude it’s not bad. You can go 100% if she is. Trust me if a woman is in that class and wants to spar you go as hard as anyone else. We had a few UFC fighters and one champ in our class and she would always roll or spar with bigger dudes to prep.

That’s a super unique take my dude! I ever thought about it but you kind of are in an electric. It’s more about the drive than controlling it. Maybe that’s why I enjoy them? Well that and having a solar system at home so I don’t pay for fuel at all.
J.J.McLure
Politicker
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Owner at *redacted*
Not paying for fuel would be awesome. I’d probably be more interested in one if I had a commute but I work from home
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
I do to but in so cal you drive everywhere so it still pays off. Just means I use less electricity and have an even smaller end of year bill.
J.J.McLure
Politicker
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Owner at *redacted*
Fair enough. And in so cal you have access to so many fun to drive cars through Turo, I use it every time I travel there.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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We haz 2 muskmobiles and panels too. I haven’t been to the gas station in 6 months— for gas anyway. I get the love for a bigass V8 in front of a 6 speed manual transmission. But the Tesla torque is a whole different thing.
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
Yeah that torque really is fun. Feels like you're on a rollercoaster at first. Never going back to a gas station is just the cherry on top.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
Damn! Is partying daily not a hobby anymore? Jk

Gym, content creation, and prepping lip smacking dishes in the kitchen!

But reading you all, makes me want to pick up more!!!
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
Partying daily is definitely a hobby if you believe.

What are you best dishes to make? I love to cook and always looking for new recipes!
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Founding BDR
Very generic sales bro answer but golf for sure. Fell back in love with the sport after taking a few years away due to playing competitively and not enjoying it as much. Love getting lost in psycho thrillers too!
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
Golf is just a good time and a great excuse to drink beer while enjoying Sunshine and stress.

If God didn’t want us playing golf why did he give us thumbs?!?
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Competition bbq 🔥
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
Umm can you send me some?? I have a disease and the only cure is competition bbq.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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💯
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
Is this a live photo? Can I come over? I'm very hungry.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
Guests are always welcome 🦊
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
My body is ready.
unclespacejam
Politicker
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ur dad’s brother
Lowkey birds are fascinating. Agree with birding.

Get a little 💨 and just go chill outside
eusales
Contributor
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Senior Account Executive
Surfing & cars
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
I used to surf a lot but waking up that early is now reserved for kids.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
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Sales Rep
Got to have an outlet, big on coffee walks, gym, and tennis
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
Amen. I love tennis so much but never have anyone to play with. Is there an app to find local players? I feel like I remember that being a thing.
BigShrimpin
Catalyst
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Account executive
Warhammer and specifically Brettonia is corp approved if you cant dig it take it up with the big man
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
My man
HappyGilmore
Politicker
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Account Executive
Fitness, golf, skiing, reading, learning a new language keep me sane.
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
I really need to start snowboarding again and hopping on duolingo. Consider me inspired.
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
I use the Merlin App when I walk, it's actually kind of fun competing with my gf.
Actual birding however, have not dove into. Any pointers on where to start?
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
You’ve already started! Birding is free form my dude. The boomers will tell you it has to be a way but younger birders are way more lenient on what counts. I have a local bird chart from a university close to me and identify that way but still use Merlin or Audobon app. <br><br>The more you bird the more you learn to bird. The fun is in getting outside and being able to spot a Townsend warbler vs a common yellowthroat or seeing a bird you don’t know and learning. It’s mostly a way to gamify a hike.
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
This was so wholesome, appreciate the insight!
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Founder
Journaling, reading, writing fiction, running and picking up chess again.
rocketfuelsteel
Opinionated
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SDR
Snowboarding
bonez
Politicker
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Account Executive
Snowboarding is the best. I need to get back up the mountains.
Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Hitting the hogback (golfing)
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