What is actually being sold here?
oldcloser
SD tactics - I guess it's gotten this bad
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Every time I see the name Reese, I think of this joke...
"Did you hear about that actress that killed herself....Oh what's her name...Reese?"
Audience answers: "Witherspoon?"
"No, with a knife"
#DadJokes
"Did you hear about that actress that killed herself....Oh what's her name...Reese?"
Audience answers: "Witherspoon?"
"No, with a knife"
#DadJokes
Dad jokes are the best.
I had a friend who was a Diesel Fitter.
When the lady asked for the black pumps in a size 9 and he didn't have a size 9. He'd grab an 8 1/2 and say Diesel Fitter!
please don't shoot
When the lady asked for the black pumps in a size 9 and he didn't have a size 9. He'd grab an 8 1/2 and say Diesel Fitter!
please don't shoot
I groaned, then I laughed...LOL
desired outcome, I suppose.
That's the dad joke outcome.
LMAO!
baaaahahahaha
I freaking love dad jokes.
Sue me
I freaking love dad jokes.
Sue me
Is Reese for sale?
Her pimp says she's for rent.
Damn. Didnโt know you shared client data like that. Better sell you a threat detection stack ๐ฆ
She is a โsales specialistโ ๐
Yes, yes that's what's for sale. You win. :)
Maybe the product she's selling is a subscription based service called "Reese's Pieces" and she wants to show a demo..lmao
classic land and expand...
I say set up a meeting and see what happens.
Then tell all of us how it went afterwards. #doitforthelikes
Then tell all of us how it went afterwards. #doitforthelikes
audibly laughed at the block finger
I just named my newborn daughter Reese. It pray Reese doesnโt become the next โKarenโ
Please use the nickname Reeces Pieces
We take a picture of her next to a box of Reese's puffs each month to show how shes growing. lol
This is incredible
Sex sells...always has, always will
Lotta finance twice divorced dads gonna be really mad when they find out Reese is a dude catfishing.
baahahahhaha
the bot invasion is about to get real silly.
I think you know...
Tell them you'll take the meeting for a lobster roll sandwich w/extra cole slaw. Confirm delivery, then no show. Best practices!
so I have some Asian woman who keeps sending me invites with the same pic or the same person from different companies. The odd thing is that "LI" blocks the profile but still sends me an invite. where it says "LI user" Being in IT and having me ask to connect to an Apparel firm or Candy MFG is strange. I think that LI should be more restrictive on the phishing invites altogether since they know it is fake and can't close the loop.
Apparently, this is a hot topic over there. Group out of China that's successfully pounded people out of millions in Crypto. They're strategic, long game. If you block, the account gets flagged, but not banned. A couple blocks and its got a better chance. No connections and a couple blocks, they whack it. I get like 5 a day. They have to do better.
Itโs not a real person. Itโs a โpretendโ SDR who reachโs out as an attractive girl to spoof simpy tech guys into a meeting with an AE.
They take the meeting expecting to meet the attractive girl but the SDR never goes on camera while on
They take the meeting expecting to meet the attractive girl but the SDR never goes on camera while on
They got you too, huh
What no way, no chump here. Most bogus profiles lack depth and context. She says oh I work in MFG, I want to connect with you and I am in software sales.
ChatGPT can do better than that
ChatGPT can do better than that
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