The night before.

I have a 460k ARR, 2-year deal in AdobeSign in a client's inbox. He told me that if there were no red lines he'd sign it tomorrow. $920k ACV would be the 3rd biggest deal my company has seen. It was an inbound lead from an org I had sold 5 years ago at what is now my top competitor. In '19, it was cold outbound. When I called him and reminded him that I was the guy who put him on the software he's currently on, he remembered clearly. We had a chuckle and started. Disco booked.


Aware of his issues, I built a one-page deck, named it "Solution Matrix" on top, listed the problems his segment has in a column on the left, starting with his, and put the name of the corresponding software cure in rows on the right, and started the call with that. We went down the list and in shorthand nailed the issues. He got cozy, and revealed another. 2 demos, much back and forth, some reference checks, and a proposal for everything I could possibly sell him. Total process, 3 weeks.


This deal isn't signed. It may not ever get signed. it's 100% out of my hands until it closes or requires more work. I'm posting this non-deal because it would have been a 6-month adventure for half of the ACV if I didn't know the prospect. It wouldn't be a deal at all if I had done anything unethical, or mistreated him the first time.


TL;DR When the shit shakes out, all you've got is your name. When it shows up the second time, it better be a good one.


I'm not superstitious or religious. But I could use some positive mojo on this one. Please send it. Will report back tomorrow.



1/31/24 EDIT: NO DEAL TODAY

Prospect is still trying to figure out what his commitment is on the contract I sent him 5 years ago. He doesn't have a copy of the agreement. What he doesn't know is that it was 1-year with an auto renew. When he gets his hands on it, he'll see that he's got about 5 months left. We'll need about 2 to implement. Leaves a 3-month wait window. I'm going to white knight it and tell him to honor his contract while we carry him for 90 days. At least, this is the plan. We shall see. Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfuk

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Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
Best of luck. If it does then awesome! But even if it doesn't get signed, you'll still be waking up tomorrow and start hunting a new one. 1 year, 6 months or 3 weeks, the cycle shall repeat. We all know you'll crush this one and on to the next. We'll wait for the updates.

Cheers!
oldcloser
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Thanks G - and here’s to that cycle 🥃
oldcloser
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updated: no deal
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Founding BDR
Have to keep us updated! Wishing you get the siggy, but if not, we know you’ll find that next opp in no time at all.
oldcloser
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not today
Revenue_Rambo
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Director, Revenue Enablement
Jobu has got you covered!
oldcloser
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Hats for bats please!
Revenue_Rambo
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Director, Revenue Enablement
Nobody steal Jobu's rum either
oldcloser
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updated: no deal
Revenue_Rambo
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Director, Revenue Enablement
damn
oldcloser
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needed that. not done yet.
Revenue_Rambo
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Director, Revenue Enablement
That's the spirit!
wildwhale
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Enterprise Account Executive
Here’s to waking up to a signed docu instead of an alarm 💪🏼 all the faith
oldcloser
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Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
@oldcloser I am waking up the pens for you.
Technical issues - pretend there is a Joboo gif from major league.
oldcloser
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no deal yet.
DataCorrupter
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Account Executive
I only wish you were an AE and not a leader so you could get the full commish. That direct deposit would be tasty.
oldcloser
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Thanks homie. My first 2 hires start tomorrow, so if this closes today it falls into my pre-hire deal. I'll get a few extra peanuts. It's more about proving indispensability at the board meeting in 3 weeks. Need it to walk in to that a bit taller.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
shimmy shimmy shake shake... it's signed now?
oldcloser
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Nope - fired 1st shot. Waiting.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
Time for a walk?
oldcloser
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Totally distracted with other things. By noon my time. It may be.
oldcloser
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Called. Nope. Not today. updated
jefe
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Igotchu OC
oldcloser
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Thanks Jefster - no doc yet. Sitting on my hands for 2 more hours.
oldcloser
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nope... still hanging. updated.
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Good luck with it!
oldcloser
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oldcloser
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nope - updated.
Phillip_J_Fry
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Director of Revenue
Good luck @oldcloser! Turn the volume up to 11 on your phone so you can get that middle-of-the-night notification!
oldcloser
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updated - not today
js2458
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Enterprise SDR
Thank you for this post. Struggling a little with transition to my new job (if you remember, turned down a raise and great money at my previous because of lying). It’s been hard failing at something that you believe in when people slobbered all over something that was a complete lie.

Gives me hope that this situation could happen to me on the future. Keep fighting the good fight :)
oldcloser
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You’re well on your way. ✅
ZVRK
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Enterprise Account Executive
Whatever happens here and I hope you get the signature - I loved the part with the solution matrix, def stealing that :)
oldcloser
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All yours 💪
HappyGilmore
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Account Executive
Sending tons of positive vibes your way, rooting for you on this 🫡
oldcloser
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nodealnottodaynothappening.
HVACexpert
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sales engineer
Praying to the sales gods for you 🙏🏻
oldcloser
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In this verti, last day of the month is really tough to get through. I hadn't even considered it. He's still there and I ain't done.
CuriousFox
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These mofos - you need me to call them? Let me at em. Scrappy Doo is ready.
oldcloser
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1 more day and I’m turning it over. They know they don’t want to deal with your vice grip.
CuriousFox
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I'll bite a bitch IDGAF
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
All the mojo coming your way. All of it.
oldcloser
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update: NOPE
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Damn it, must have left some mojo somewhere.
Will get voodoo doll out of under stair storage and get started.
oldcloser
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step on it, hard!
pirate
Big Shot
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🦜☠️ Account Executive
Sorry about your deal. Everything is going to be alright. If this doesn't close, another one will soon with your knowledge and power
oldcloser
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Aww - thanks. I'm not nearly finished yet it.
sketchysales
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Sales Manager
Come through yet for you OC?
oldcloser
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It did not, but I still have engagement, verbal commitment and another meeting scheduled in 2 weeks. Competitor threw in a commitment to something else that came up. It's still live. Maybe not as glorious a deal as the way it started, but still cooking.
Thanks for asking!
sketchysales
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Sales Manager
Fingers crossed for you buddy 🤞
AnchorPoint
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Business Coach
Persistence pays.
PitchMaestro
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Account Executive
You’re like the Messi of sales. Doing things at the highest level making it look effortless. Even though you haven’t scored, still have 90 minutes left and still have many games to go. Keep on going 🔥
oldcloser
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Thanks homie- I’ve got the next meeting booked for 2/20. Gonna strap this together and report back soon 👍
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