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The Unsubscribe Show: WE'RE BACK!!!

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A little over a year ago we put together a team of super stars to create a little webseries called The Unsubscribe Show. A year later, we have over 10K followers on IG and our videos have been watched by hundreds, if not trillions, of people across the globe (Shoutout to all the EMEA teams out there).


We owe SO MUCH to our followers who have submitted so many emails, calls, and #SADNESS from the front lines of sales. Stay up kings and queens.


Now, we want to take a look back at how it all started as we will be re-posting the original sketches accompanied by AMA's right here in the War Room so you can ask us how each sketch was made, whether or not it was based on real life sales experiences, or maybe why we do this at all in the first place.


AMA's will be answered by @MassholeMovesWest @GeneralCorp and our director @Tapatio who was nominated for an Academy Award one time in the future so go 'head and start asking!


We hope you enjoy these and join us for a deeper dive with our AMAs starting  🤿.


Check out these other unsubscribe videos:

Sales Prescription - https://bravado.co/war-room/posts/is-sales-right-for-you

Start-up Addict - https://bravado.co/war-room/posts/the-unsubscribe-show-ama-the-startup-addict

SalesCraft - https://bravado.co/war-room/posts/the-unsubscribe-show-ama-salescraft

Track You Down - https://bravado.co/war-room/posts/cold-call-reenactment-track-you-down

Do Not Call List - https://bravado.co/war-room/posts/cold-call-reenactment-do-not-call-list

The Whistle - https://bravado.co/war-room/posts/new-corporate-bro-cold-call-reenactment

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poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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What are the top 3 titles you give yourself when a stranger asks "What do you do for work?" when trying to avoid saying "Sales"? I'd prefer this to be a wrong-answers-only style response, but I'm not the Academy Award nominee.
GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
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General of The War Room
Strategic Solutions Consultant Account Director of Business Development
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
☕️
Consider yourself on the shortlist for the LinkedIn Headline of the Year Awards.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
Holy run-on sentence Batman 👀
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
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Account Executive
1. Undrafted NBA Free Agent
2. Executive Brain/Face 
3. Pirate
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
Can I apply for an Associate-Pirate position? I excel at booty and plunder, willing to work with talking parrots, not opposed to limb-loss in a rum rich environment, and high saber metrics.

Fire a shot across my bow if I am a fit for this potential pirate position.
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
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Account Executive
If you can get me a boat, you can maybe come on board
Filth
Politicker
0
Live Filthy or Die Clean
YES! and then we can find all these "Land Ho"s and their "poop decks" I keep hearing Pirates talking about!
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Not even my husband knows what I do for a living.  So...

Unicorn Wrangler.
Master of my Own Schedule.
Demo Goddess.

SaaSam
Politicker
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Account Executive
My wife gave up trying to understand what I do. When people ask she just says sales. Given that I spend so much time in Mexico folks probably think I'm selling something a little more fun than software.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Exactly what he says about me, though I usually end up going to not-as-exciting places, so I don't have a possibly thrilling backstory.
SaaSam
Politicker
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Account Executive
Just have him act all nervous and shifty whenever telling people that you're in sales. Make sure he says it with his hand blocking one side of his face and in a hushed town. Emphasize the word "sales" and then quickly change the subject.

I find people like to let the imagination run wild so the less you give them the crazier their conclusions. 
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
If only he was a better actor.   Alas, he's far too earnest and honest.  Total missed opportunity.
SaaSam
Politicker
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Account Executive
Not a completely terrible quality to have, albeit less fun at parties. Then, you being in sales, I'm sure you balance each other out quite nicely.

Same situation in my house, opposites do indeed attract.
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
1. I sit behind the copy machine.
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
Have you seen my stapler?
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
I have a stapler with no staples
Filth
Politicker
1
Live Filthy or Die Clean
"...if they, if they take my stapler then I'll have to, I'll set the building on fire..."
SalesSage
Valued Contributor
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National Account Manager
Problem Solver or Solution Provider
NoSuperhero
Politicker
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BDR LEAD
This is pretty exciting, can't wait! I was recently asking myself what the fuck happened to the unsubscribe channel
SADNES5
Politicker
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down voters are marketing spies
GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
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General of The War Room
Not tite.
UserNotFound
Politicker
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Account Executive
Original response was much better. Lol.
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
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Account Executive
this is why we can't have nice things
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
Don't even get me started. 😒
BmajoR
Arsonist
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Account Executive
Yes, but everyone likes @paddy . You're just like the single guy at a playground creeping all the parents out. 
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Did I catch you at a bad time? (Virtual Town Hall HAPPENING NOW) Link in post

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Members only

Have you seen your spam emails 10x like they took a Grant Cardone class!? [Off Topic]

Question
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Have you seen a lot more spam in your junk mail lately?
50% Yes
21% No
29% I don't check that shit
142 people voted