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๐ŸŽค Top Conference Confessions Revealed by Corp

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The Emblaze DigitalNow Revenue Summit was a blast, and if you missed ๏ปฟ@GeneralCorp๏ปฟ live in action, you missed out big time! But fear notโ€”we've got the highlights right here.


Ross delivered the most jaw-dropping confessions shared by sales folks attending past conferences. From chaotic to comical, the confessions werenโ€™t just for laughsโ€”they offered some serious "what not to do" lessons (like, seriously, check what you're snorting).


Hereโ€™s a sneak peek:


  1. Sheetrock Shenanigans: An exec buys a bag of what he thought were drugs, but turned out to be sheetrock. A hard lesson in "try before you buy," maybe?
  2. Karaoke K.O.: After a few too many, one sales guy from Virginia finds himself choking out a VP during a karaoke night gone wrong.
  3. Afterparty Antics: A top performer loses more than their inhibitions, resulting in a pants-less wake-up, next to a company exec.



Check out the video to hear the full confessions, and letโ€™s just say, thereโ€™s enough drama, comedy, and cautionary tales to make you rethink your next conference strategy.


๐Ÿ”— Watch Ross in action at the summit!




-Gasty


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๐Ÿ‘ค Corporate Bro
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jefe
Arsonist
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Talk about cautionary, yet epic, tales.

Take Note: NEVER get brownout drunk. Blackout is bad enough, but brownout is a whole other level.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Alcohol has the starring role in all of these tales.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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๐ŸฆŠ
They are wonderful as long as I ain't involved ๐Ÿ˜†
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
I love being a bystander and not a participant in these situations!
HappyGilmore
Politicker
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Account Executive
10 employees fired after one trip good lord that sounds like a trip full of debauchery lol
oldcloser
Arsonist
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๐Ÿ’€
Yeah! Sorry I missed it
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
โ€ฆdid you? Those stories had to come from somewhere!
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
These were much better than mine lol. I had a great time listening to those "experiences" Jesus what a shitshow on the first one.
jefe
Arsonist
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๐Ÿ
Yours was pretty good! But not as disastrous
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
yeah mine was socially awkward not career or life threatening. I'll strive to do better in the future :D
SalesBeast
Politicker
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Sales Leader
Pretty solid ones.
HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
Nice
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Funny stuff.
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
Needs more sex.
Not_Medical_Advice
Fire Starter
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Sr. Director
Argent Mortgage is a name I had forgotten about.
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