What does your office fridge smell like and who's responsible

Guys, we all know that we operate in a high velocity no-biff zone while playing the sales game. Any kind of personal or environmental distraction can thwart your tenacity if it becomes repetitive or too mentally absorbing to avoid.

Recently, I have been getting a little swayed by my office's fridge. Can't stash my lunch in there anymore because of the smell...and I'm close to leaving a scathing note for these confounded condiment abusers in our fridge.

I need inspiration. What goes on this note? I know we got some clever sauvages in here, help out your boy the SandwichMan