Honestly, I live for little things like this throughout the day.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
I like your fortune cookies. Please tell us more, but make them more snarky.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐ฐ
The fortunes have been pretty inspirational as of late. Maybe I'll get some snarky ones to share. Having Chinese tonight, so let's hope we got a snide fortune-maker.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Sounds like a solid plan
Sunbunny31
Politicker
0
Sr Sales Executive ๐ฐ
If mine is too nice, I'll steal my husband's.
Beans
Big Shot
5
Enterprise Account Executive
lmao roasted. Better than the snarky messages telling me not to say "guys" because it's non-inclusive.
jefe
Arsonist
3
๐
What fucking program gave you that?! Inclusivity is great but that's ridiculous
Beans
Big Shot
3
Enterprise Account Executive
Slack, absolutely from our "people & culture" team.
jefe
Arsonist
4
๐
Brutal. 'Guys' doesn't really indicate gender anymore. Just like 'they' isn't necessarily plural
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐ฐ
Yeah, that's a total misfire.
jefe
Arsonist
4
๐
I appreciate this. Gotta love the computers get snarky.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
4
Bravado's Resident Asshole
damn, they got you
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
๐ฆ
Take that Slack
pirate
Big Shot
3
๐ฆโ ๏ธ Account Executive
๐คฃ lol
GDO
Politicker
3
BDM
Lol ๐ this is some next level sarcasm right here.
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
3
Director Sales and Market Development
Teams wont let me in to most meetings, wish i was the only that showed up vs being the one that didnt show up, sigh
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
2
Sales Rep
Savage
HVACexpert
Politicker
2
sales engineer
Got ur ass
Wellss
Tycoon
2
Channel sales
respect ๐
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
1
๐บ
A lot can happen in 30 seconds, speaking from experience here
SaaSyBee
Politicker
1
Founder
I'm obsessed with this message. Good job, Slack.
ThatNewAE
Big Shot
0
Account Executive - Mid enterprise
HAHAHAHHAAHH I laugh every time I see this. ๐๐๐๐๐
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